The Real Sean Lynch

THIS IS THE REAL SEAN LYNCH!! IGNORE ALL THE PHONIES PRETENDING TO BE ME!!!

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

A beautiful read

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Myth, an early and enduring human technology, will always be with us, in both unconscious and conscious forms. As we now face the slow-motion collapse. https://t.co/QPvOfJC84L

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Myth, an early and enduring human technology, will always be with us, in both unconscious and conscious forms. As we now face the slow-motion collapse. https://t.co/QPvOfJC84L

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

@DaphneRockamore @fleuristedumal @annakhachiyan But, as always, I must defer to my strange mimic @srlynch.

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@DaphneRockamore @fleuristedumal @annakhachiyan Daphne! It’s lovely to see you’ve joined Twitter; it will be a richer platform for your presence. As for the above thread...oh dear...proof of my abiding hatred of “selfie culture.”

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

As the weather warmed to a stunning 36 today, I awoke from the slumber of several weeks and logged on to Twitter to find...nothing of merit. Ho hum.

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

@Pigeons_Of_NY @SeanOrNot You’re a stranger to me, Pigeon.

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@RoccoTeague Where are you these days?

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

Another dark day: my beloved Ford (it’s beloved for sentimental rather than jingoistic reasons) has been impounded. Now, alone, I walk the icy highways...wondering what’s next in the life of a solitary man such as myself.

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@SeanOrNot Clown

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@SeanOrNot lol

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@SeanILynch Friends, brothers united by name, must we quarrel? Can we not accept all Lynchs as legitimate?

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Here I am—me, Sean Lynch—trapped in these frozen environs....

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

@QuentinDara @communecore I take umbrage at your tone but a beggar cannot be a chooser. Perhaps one day you’ll see how alike we really are, Dara.

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@AAatWashingBaby I nearly did...

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Let me start out by saying that I, Sean Lynch, am not an imbiber (generally speaking) but tonight the bitter Alaskan winds beat so bitterly around my windows that I was called to fellowship with man. Leaving my solitary set of rooms, I climbed into my Ford truck...

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...I beseech you, internet friends, to reach into your hearts and wallets, and donate to a man in dire need of aid. PayPal: @therealseanlynchisme, Venmo @theoneandonlyseanlynch

[The Real Sean Lynch @TheRealSeanLyn1]

...I awoke laying in a snowfield, wallet gone, bank account (linked to a single debit card) drained, truck gone, no recourse but to you: my internet companions...