Jordan Simonton

Everything in life worth doing, is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards.

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@AlanNotAllen20 @tubegobbled Lol wow, your right, not even gonna pretend I could! Lol

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@tayman47 Think of the game he missed after that!? Lol 3TDs, FG, and then a game winning OT TD! Lol what a final 2min

[Kris Hauswirth @kfhauswirth]

If we’re taxing unrealized gains, I’m deducting my “losses” when the market rallies after I forward contact.

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@kowalchukfarms1 More farmland, enough land I would become the John Dutton of farming in the Midwest. “You see that field over there? That’s mine. And that one over there? That’s mine. And as far as you can see over there? Yeah that’s mine too, now get the hell outta here”

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@AlanNotAllen20 Yeah but if you win, it’s 156% taxable...

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@CaptCody220 Sure wish I was there, bring er home boys...

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@AlanNotAllen20 I was there for most of those!

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@CaptCody220 Omg that’s hilarious!

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@CaptCody220 I saw this and already told mal we need one! We both do!! Lol “when do u think you will be done” lol

[Darin D. Fessler ✝️ @DDFalpha]

Behind the closed doors the China govt is grinning ear to ear...

There I said it.

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

Winter is better in Jamaica! What a trip we had! Yeh Mon’! #RoyaltonBlueWaters @ Royalton Blue Waters https://t.co/l25Zacpd04

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@CaptCody220 Ha ha ha ha musta got it

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@AlanNotAllen20 You were literally the first person I thought about when I heard the news. We’ve went back and forth over him and Lebron for years, all in playful fun.... Today, I don’t want to. Basketball lost a great one this morning, RIP Mamba...

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@AlanNotAllen20 Legally? Nah, I’ve been on the overseas sites for years. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it...

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@BigTheBarbarian I've been sayin the same thing for years, now... u still have to go to work and it's just an inconvenience lol

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

My harvest log book VS. my Dads "log book" #AgTwitter #harvest19

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

This has been authenticated as a genuine Donald Trump signature.

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

@AlanNotAllen20 😑

[Jordan Simonton @TheRealSimonton]

I may not have it all figured out, and this hasn't been the ideal spring for farming... but I had my wife sitting at the end of the field with lunch & waiting to ride with me.... So I… https://t.co/Iy9I0qWkKp

[Angie Setzer @GoddessofGrain]

"China's agreed to everything"

--a source with no association to the negotiations what-so-ever