Slam Jobz

Young genius and professional motivator, tech enthusiast and entrepreneur.

[Slam Jobz @TheRealSlamJobz]

@espn another day, another dollar huh? Us Texans are stuck watching the shit stain Aggies while the Longhorns are playing a real game smh

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@ESPNFantasy @ESPNNFL @espn @Faux_Gruden get it working now or I will unfreeze Walt Disney to unleash on you guys. #walt #nolike #jews

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@ESPNFantasy @ESPNNFL @espn @Faux_Gruden #jobz won't have it. I'm here for the people. My dad invented the dollar. And business. And #tech

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@ESPNFantasy @ESPNNFL @espn @Faux_Gruden You guys think you can get your fantasy app to combine all sports to make a dollar and let it crash

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@ESPNNFL how about you guys make an app that works. Maybe that will make Disney the dollar with this shitty combined fantasy sports app

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@kanyewest my father's ghost will holler at you about the conference call tonight. You are the next Steve

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Saw the #RogueOneTrailer... pshh. Coming from a man who has literally been to outerspace the physics is off... Should have talked to #Jobz

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My Jobzon is at full mast #fridayfeeling

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Friday. Scrub those chrome rims, wink at your reflection and slide in to those hand stitched jeans your soon-to-be-ex made you @capac #fukya

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Went to the local chevron and got a lite 40, pack of p funks and a banana. I made sure to let em know I'm eating healthy rn #jobz #tech

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2 hours in to my first #geniux trial and my jobzon is still at full mast... @realDonaldTrump do you have any advice?? #trump #advice

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Just tried #geniux for the first time.. @MichaelDell I feel you broh! This stuff has me stuntin like my #daddy #jobz for all

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Who would have thought getting with Asians raises your IQ #themoreyouknow #mondayvibes

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@Strong_TexasFB thanks for having me Charles. #shanefalco

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#sunday is all about popping 2 footballs and getting that pussy before 6pm #goalsetting101 #jobz #tech

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@MissJessicaAsh 👀 #same

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Puff that final 23rd blunt of the day. Stroll down the street for a fresh pack of reds and some pussy. Repeat 🔁 #Jobz #tech @Do512

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Similar to how I have different soon-to-be exes in different area codes, I have ash trays in every room at my exec office #bluntnumbernine

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#friday afternoon playas, slide past those haters like

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#friday morning ppl. Tip toe outta bed without waking up that soon-to-be-e.x burn out the driveway like a #savage #IfIHadAnExtraFiveMinutes