Splif Livingstone

Keepin' well all that is..... Just livin' the Dream!

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@libsoftiktok Defeated? What happened to not knowing who wins until "All ThE VoTeS are CoUnTeD"!?!? Or did they call it now that she has "enough" votes?

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@MayorFrey You Sir, are fucking Retarded..... Kindly celebrate your local convicted felon, overdose constituent on Fentanyl Remembrance Day.

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

$NWBO 10Q Mentions possible @US_FDA submission of #DcVax in Q2. Anyone have any thoughts on synergies or convergence with the upcoming FDA/MHRA/Health Canada Symposium (June 2–4, 2026)? Also CHM meeting scheduled for May 21-22. Things are looking up!

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@CAgovernor That awesome! Now tell us how many building permits have been issued to rebuild the homes lost in the fires......?

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@UnrealBluegrass @kristenschaaled Now, now Nathan... your statement has zero basis in fact and makes you sound like a real "Jerk"!

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@CAgovernor Hahaha.... Trump, Trump, Trump...... you sound about as crazy as Ray Finkle..... LACES OUT, DON!

[LHGrey™️ @Grey_0G]

Oh, fucking California.

First, let's address the clusterfuck of policies Newsom is touting like a carnival barker selling snake oil.

"$11 insulin," he crows, except it's not $11, you lying sack of shit...it's $35, as per the 2020 law extended in 2025. A minor detail, sure, but in the grand tapestry of your deceit, it's just another thread of bullshit.

Then there's the $20 minimum wage for fast-food workers, a policy so monumentally stupid it makes a lobotomized parrot look like a fucking genius. Enacted in 2023, effective 2024, and what do we have to show for it?

Skyrocketing prices, businesses fleeing the state faster than rats abandoning a sinking ship, and a working class still drowning in the quicksand of your economic mismanagement.

But wait, there's more!

Over 600,000 new apprenticeships since 2019, you say? Congratulations, you gelatinous mass of incompetence, you've managed to create jobs that pay peanuts while the cost of living in California makes a goddamn unicorn look affordable.

And let's not forget the universal pre-K rollout, a noble endeavor undermined by the fact that your state can't even keep its schools from crumbling like a stale cookie. Improved test scores, you claim?

Up 5-7% in math and reading per 2025 state assessments, but let's not pretend that masks the systemic decay of an education system where teachers are leaving in droves because they can't afford to live here, and students are more likely to encounter a fentanyl dealer than a functional classroom.

Now, let's talk about the $321 billion 2025-26 state budget, a document so bloated with wishful thinking it could double as a flotation device for the Titanic. You addressed a $12 billion deficit, sure, but at what cost?

Cuts to progressive causes, raiding the rainy-day fund, and borrowing like a addict chasing their next fix. And for what? To prop up a state where homelessness is a goddamn epidemic, despite pouring $24 billion into it over five years without a shred of accountability. That's right, $24 billion, and you can't even track whether it made a dent in the problem. It's like pissing into the wind and calling it a solution.

And the pièce de résistance?

A projected multi-year deficit exceeding $70 billion by 2028. Seventy. Billion. Dollars. That's not a budget deficit; that's a fucking black hole sucking the life out of California. Your policies, Newsom, are a masterclass in how to turn a state with potential into a cautionary tale of greed, incompetence, and sheer fucking hubris.

You tout fear, chaos, and increased costs as Trump's domain, but look in the mirror, you sanctimonious prick. You're the one drowning California in a sea of red ink, all while patting yourself on the back for policies that benefit the elite and screw the working class.

So, how is this fucking California? It's a state where the cost of living is so astronomical that even the Kardashians would balk, where businesses are fleeing faster than a cheetah on meth, and where the promise of progress is as hollow as your goddamn soul.

It's a state where the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the middle class gets fucked six ways from Sunday. It's a state where your leadership is a textbook example of how not to govern, a monument to mismanagement wrapped in a veneer of progressive bullshit.

In short, Newsom, you're not just fucking California; you're sodomizing it with a cactus, and the sad part is, you think you're doing it a favor.

Your policies are a goddamn train wreck, and the only thing you're proving is that there's a better way forward...away from you and your cadre of incompetent cronies.

So, take your self-congratulatory posts and shove them up your ass, because the people of California deserve better than your brand of toxic, self-serving governance.

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@ResisttheMS Wait..... isn't that "cultural appropriation "? I thought that wasn't allowed.....
@TheView

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@StephenKing Umm... Elián Gonzalez may also have a point of order.....
@elonmusk
@BillClinton

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

That digital memory can be a real bitch.

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@libsoftiktok @AOC AOC is an unmitigated buffoon. Absolutely disgusting!
@AOC

[Michael Brendan Dougherty @michaelbd]

To be honest the reaction on X is far preferable to what’s on every other social network and channel right now. It’s weird watching people you know and love say he deserved to be killed for what he said when they know damn well that you believe the same and can see them saying it.

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@CAgovernor @CAL_FIRE @Cal_OES Gavin, you and your ilk have got to be some of the most tone deaf, blinder wearing dolts #California has ever seen. I'm not sure what reality you live in, but it is certainly not the "real" world.
#GavinNewsom

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@ChefGruel @greggutfeld Hahaha.... I'm getting some Chet Donnelly from Wierd Science vibes from this pic......

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@ChefGruel Great knife work.... would a deli slicer be quicker?

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@ocregister https://t.co/Rmw2vXpnOQ

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@BreitbartNews Well, the 2nd amendment is much clearer than the 14th, yet you appear to take issue. Why the hypocrisy?

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This Epstein release is really going to shake up Washington.

[Splif Livingstone @TheRealSplif]

@CaolanRob @TommyBaxendale Ok, but... wait for it..... ya, he's done.......