Ted Klein

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[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

please unmute this. it's so much worse than the text could ever convey.

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Wow

[Gebo @GeboMpls]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes. I asked him where he thinks LeBron will sign and he said Minnesota.

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

*conservative trying to think of a nightmare scenario* what, you want the government to fund after-school programs?

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Just pick a team man

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

LeBron James will be a "supporting piece" on his new team, per @WindhorstESPN

"He's not considering any of these teams where he would go in and be the center piece player. That's why he's only going to make a minimum contract or get an exception."

(Via @GetUpESPN)

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Paradise HAHAHAHA

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

2026 Emmy Nominations - Best Drama Series:

• The Pitt
• Pluribus
• Paradise
• Slow Horses
• The Diplomat
• The Gilded Age
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

See the full nominees list: https://t.co/w7tjYoNu6a

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

An absolutely lifeless performance. What a complete shame. Woof.

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Make my day today LeBron

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Something this unfunny should be illegal

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

The camera wide pan to this group talking about World Cup soccer is so funny. Finally, some opinions I need on this.

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

Flo Balogun’s red card last night is going to be a controversial story for the rest of the tournament

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump, 80, seems to believe AI Teddy Roosevelt is real and tells Roosevelt it's an "honor to be with him."

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Matt Walsh, and many like him, have the sole occupation of spreading rage. It’s how he feeds his family. He wants you locked in a rage spiral so that he can make money. He is occupationally incapable of not melting down. Once you realize it, it explains everything that he does.

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

All those pregnant Guatemalan mothers sprinting over the border in 30 mins to give birth.

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @PitBottomSuper]

If you're pregnant and can sprint into the US from Guatemala in 30 minutes, your child clearly *has* to be an american citizen, because we need him for our supersoldier program

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Malik Beasley BEEN GAMBLING lmaooo.

Here he is going coast-to-coast with 5 seconds left like his life depended on it just to cut the lead from 9 to 7.

The spread was +8.5 😭

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the Secretary of Transportation referred to Democrats as libtards in the opening ceremony

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

The majority of Americans view the killings of Renee Good, a mother, and Alex Pretti, a Catholic whose death was condemned by the church Vance pretends to belong to, as unjust. But to Vance, their deaths boil down to a "bad clip." Just an annoyance. With the launch of his book Communion he has tried to rebrand himself from a psychopathic Trump attack dog to a gentler, pious politician with broader appeal for 2028. The problem is that Vance can't fake his way around his inability to empathize and connect with people. You give him a chance to express a modicum of remorse and contrition, and his knee-jerk reaction is to show you that he is fundamentally incapable of those things. His lack of charisma also stems from that. This is a man who has never had a real friend and can't relate to normal people at all, whose whole professional life has been calculated to acquire more power by any means necessary.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

It'd be nice to have a Speaker who'd say: "And let them, we have nothing to hide, and they'll look like fools for doing it."

But what he's saying here is: They're gonna uncover a lot of stuff, and you don't want that.

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Uhhhhh duh?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson on the November 2026 midterm elections:

“If we were to lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They’ll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted.”

[Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 @_giacomo_volpe_]

Haitians failing to integrate into the culture of MAGA America by staying off drugs and doing a good job at work

[Ted Klein @TheRealTedKlein]

Quit watering the fields at breaks this is a joke