Vindex Caspian

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

They called me lazy! LAZY!?! I m the most hardworking person on this server! the best one, my hardworking is the best you have never seen something like it, best work anybody could offer mine working is

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Maybe callum was right

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

I m not planning on invading Taurcia, happy april fools day

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Omnissiah has been imprisoned in Valora

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

A recent message was broadcast from his majesty's castle:
"Hello Rais
It's me, Vindex
We need five billion rockets to bomb Buhren children
Valora Glory"

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Top ten reasons new people should join valora
1-we are the coolest nation
2-Valora glory
3-we have doner kebab
4- femboys

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Everyone who wrote "Vindex Overthrown" in their bingo cards will be dissapointed. Instead i m gonna overthrow them

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

This would never happen in Valora

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Stupid Joggers can't even fireproof a city...
Now buORINGhen is ash.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Stupid Joggers can't even fireproof a city...
Now buORINGhen is ash.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Ethnic Jotoids make up exactly EXACTLY 0% of the population within Valora, YET they make up 50% OF VIOLENT CRIME?
HOW?? UNREGISTERED JOGGERS WITHIN OUR BORDERS, THAT'S HOW

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Ask any Jotoid about their history and they will bring up Astray.
Yet Joggerburg is nowhere near Astray, they yearn for the pure blood we have as Valorans, true sons of Astray.
It takes a high IQ to understand the difference between current Jorkingitstan and old Jotonia.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Christmas this
Atlasia that
How about we all talk about when the Callum files are being released?
I won't stay quiet anymore, BIG COMMUNIST SILENCED Estovakye investigation, then the Mishagrad one, can Eirenion finally do something?!

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

To be fair you need a high IQ to be Valoran, the avant garde tomfoolery used as a humoristic device for real issues like Authoritarianism, Absurdism, and Social Isolation isn't for everyone.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Someone shot a rocket at Valora and they build a house around it. Never underestimate the Valoran Mindset about finding solutions around your problems!

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Thank you mr president

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

His Majesty gets invited to a MECH CULTIST BABY-KILLERS celebration and gets shot by the former REGENT OF JOGGERVILLE. . .
MMMM COINCIDENCE? NO!

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Me and my pookies

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Joined Adeptus Mass today, notes taken. Dont get Mittel Manuevered while fighting Admech.