One of THE BOOKS essential for achieving success has to be Rocket's "Story of Success,"
Not only has my mind but also my wallet been opened.
This has to be ONE OF THE FEW that come close to Vindex' "Valora Glory"
Well, it happened...
Months of wokery within Valora culminates in this...
Never allow a CRAPspian within the Government you MORONS!!!
NOW MECHANICUCK CONTROLS HISTORICAL VALORAN LAND AND YOU LET IT HAPPEND!?
I know the right people will see fit to place a bomb in the temple...
@TrueTauracker Only invalid thing here is TURDcias inability to run a functioning state and focusing on terrorizing functioning great nations such as Valora
Don't leave your house tonight.
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Once again the united DOUCHES of Jorkingitsoftlygrad and BhOORINGen copy from the beautiful Astrayan mindset with this HARENA-TIC """Summit"""
What are the Iranians thinking?
Internal tensions within Jerkersvilles shows how much of a failed state they are. They can't even build roads! And then they try to go after Big Beautiful Anti-Tax Max, what's next? Nuking Visport??
A recent message was broadcast from his majesty's castle:
"Hello Rais
It's me, Vindex
We need five billion rockets to bomb Buhren children
Valora Glory"
Valora implements the undemocratic and unfeasible taxation act and the united DOUCHES of Jongelinggrad-BhORINGhen immediatly copies it.
The Jogger is incapable of thinking for himself.
I like that anti-tax max fella though...
First rights to citizens
Then better administration
NOW TAXES?!
Do these """"""PEOPLE""""" really think we are just going to sit here and GET FUCKED without doing anything about it?
Yes.
I was walking through the market today when a JOGGER stopped me.
He asked if I was tired of winning.
I simply said I am Valoran.
He began crying as I walked away.
Did you know that the average IQ of the native Valoran population is so high that they actually needed to safe-proof future IQ testing by entirely restructuring how it is done?
The King himself helped develop IQ tests in our nation, because he is so smart.
What about Joggerstan?
Generational fumble on the part of """our""" TAURACKER foreign minister with all of these "FRIENDSHIP TREATIES" which only seek to trap our powerful nation.
DISGRACEFUL
Did you know George R. R. Martin's Valyrian Freehold was actually inspired by Valora?
The shattering of the Valyrian peninsula is exactly what happened in Patmosia.
And much like the Targaryens, the Caspians also keep the blood pure.
Even the most avid readers of history don't actually know that if you read older Danswijk texts you can easily figure out that our current king is related to old monarchs like Pawelek or Naten.
How? Astrayan blood.