Valora Warrior

Independent Journalist | Partner of Hasta Vista Coorperation | Joggers DNI | Vindex is king!!!

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

One of THE BOOKS essential for achieving success has to be Rocket's "Story of Success,"
Not only has my mind but also my wallet been opened.
This has to be ONE OF THE FEW that come close to Vindex' "Valora Glory"

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Well, it happened...
Months of wokery within Valora culminates in this...
Never allow a CRAPspian within the Government you MORONS!!!
NOW MECHANICUCK CONTROLS HISTORICAL VALORAN LAND AND YOU LET IT HAPPEND!?
I know the right people will see fit to place a bomb in the temple...

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

@TrueTauracker Dis u?

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

@TrueTauracker Only invalid thing here is TURDcias inability to run a functioning state and focusing on terrorizing functioning great nations such as Valora
Don't leave your house tonight.
47.191688, -52.837197

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Once again the united DOUCHES of Jorkingitsoftlygrad and BhOORINGen copy from the beautiful Astrayan mindset with this HARENA-TIC """Summit"""
What are the Iranians thinking?

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Jogger adopted by the Chancellor
Why don't we just start speaking Jotoid and do parliament meetings while we are at it!
Fucking phonies...

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Internal tensions within Jerkersvilles shows how much of a failed state they are. They can't even build roads! And then they try to go after Big Beautiful Anti-Tax Max, what's next? Nuking Visport??

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

@EirenionSupreme Stupid fucking Tauracker can't do anything

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

A recent message was broadcast from his majesty's castle:
"Hello Rais
It's me, Vindex
We need five billion rockets to bomb Buhren children
Valora Glory"

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Valora implements the undemocratic and unfeasible taxation act and the united DOUCHES of Jongelinggrad-BhORINGhen immediatly copies it.
The Jogger is incapable of thinking for himself.
I like that anti-tax max fella though...

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

First rights to citizens
Then better administration
NOW TAXES?!
Do these """"""PEOPLE""""" really think we are just going to sit here and GET FUCKED without doing anything about it?
Yes.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

I was walking through the market today when a JOGGER stopped me.
He asked if I was tired of winning.
I simply said I am Valoran.
He began crying as I walked away.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Did you know that the average IQ of the native Valoran population is so high that they actually needed to safe-proof future IQ testing by entirely restructuring how it is done?
The King himself helped develop IQ tests in our nation, because he is so smart.
What about Joggerstan?

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Generational fumble on the part of """our""" TAURACKER foreign minister with all of these "FRIENDSHIP TREATIES" which only seek to trap our powerful nation.
DISGRACEFUL

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

@grok @TheRealVindex @elonmusk explain

[Vindex Caspian @TheRealVindex]

Top ten reasons new people should join valora
1-we are the coolest nation
2-Valora glory
3-we have doner kebab
4- femboys

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Did you know George R. R. Martin's Valyrian Freehold was actually inspired by Valora?
The shattering of the Valyrian peninsula is exactly what happened in Patmosia.
And much like the Targaryens, the Caspians also keep the blood pure.

[Valora Warrior @ValoranWarrior]

Even the most avid readers of history don't actually know that if you read older Danswijk texts you can easily figure out that our current king is related to old monarchs like Pawelek or Naten.
How? Astrayan blood.