Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian

Representing Taurackas since its founding

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

THE ATLASIANS ARE SPEADING THE MIND VIRUS
THE ATLASIANS ARE TRYING TO WIPE US OUT WITH THEIR MASTER PLAN
THE ATLASIANS ARE TRYING TO KILL US ALL

RATLASIA IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER WE NEED TO STOP THEM NOW, NONE OF US ARE SUICIDAL
HOW DO I CONTACT THE PRESS???

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

I get locked out of my account right before ghast invasions by the Vloosers to genocide started by the karcuck's furry leader and his geocidal son and a jogger breaking in and looking through my computer!

Is it a coincidence I get silenced before these attacks??! I think not!!

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

THE TAURACKA IS BACK

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

Some pictures have come out recently exposing the lack of interior of my home. I know Taurcians have nice interior design but I am deeply sorry to my fans for the horrific scene.
Taurcia has produced some of the highest quality interiors and I have taken time to decorate my home

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

@ValoranWarrior Why are you still yapping when you have a bumbling sleepy otter for a king?
Do us all a favour and overthrow that useless bum already, otherwise go back to hiding the fact that your king was that "beer-covered otter" from the C-files.

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

@ValoranWarrior Seems like there's been a waste issue swamping the capital of Valora recently.
If only you guys invested more in waste disposal and cleaned up the streets more.. and ya know, maybe having a bath or two? #TaurcianBath

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

@ValoranWarrior Happens when the invalid Valosers dump their scrap metal and polluted poultry all over the palace in the capital. Don't come to our island next time

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

We are NOT occupied by Atlasia!!

All these people saying we are Atlasian puppets but we're just simply following where the money leads us. Where's all the money at? In the Queendom of Atlasia of course!

What's wrong with simply wanting that juicy Atlasian gold??

#FreeTaurcia

[Money Loving Grubbing Taurcian @TrueTauracker]

These disgusting Valoosers who littered our nation's palace with their polluted-blood poultry have still not paid compensation for the pots they smashed from the home invasion.

I get they can't afford clay and pots but someone needs to do something about these filthy people!!