Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx

#NSFW NO ONE UNDER 18. I’m just here to repost what makes my dick twitch. and Beyoncé. and maybe my noodz. #BBBH #HTX #teampierced

[Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx @TheRealWanVan]

Dear twitter hoes, y’all have been giving me all the life in these quarantine days. Please keep it up (heaven knows you’ve kept “me” up). Love you. Now please go back to throwing that ass (and cock) in a circle 😘

[Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx @TheRealWanVan]

@coreytimes Awry is my current obsession.

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@sarahesmith23 Yup 😩

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@JoeforHouston WE, the mass majority of Houstonians have known this--but every time it comes up THEY (I'll let you define "they" further but iykyk) get all up in arms and it becomes a political issue and the whole thing gets shut down.

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@RyanCentofanti That body is bangin

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@SkylarSkye3 lol the crazy thing is we still end up getting out of the car more often than not because the effing drive through moves so slow.

[Chance McClain @TexasChance]

Freddy has gone viral because he is optimistic, positive, and appreciative of things we take for granted and the mainstream media denies, hides, or shits on. He went viral because he said things we didn’t realize or couldn’t verbalize.

[Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx @TheRealWanVan]

@FreddyLA7 That's the suite Beyoncé stays in!

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@FreddyLA7 We are happy to have you and everyone else visit us and make this a great World Cup!

[Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx @TheRealWanVan]

@LauraRbnsn Oh that's brilliant haha

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@Hungry_Howie69 @supertug28 Hot

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@Dretugas @FreddyLA7 Please let's not do this in front of company.

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@FreddyLA7 Omg that's my city. That's my highway!

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@JaysRealityBlog No. Not him. He can choke.

[Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx @TheRealWanVan]

@TheoTysonTate That's a BBC -- big beautiful cock

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[Wayne Vanderwoodsen #htx @TheRealWanVan]

@Emolclause Good. I hope she struggles harder. Stupid ho.

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@AdamParkhomenko Those are demons. Horsemen of the apocalypse... like helloooo

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@thjaychristian No.

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@onyxmedla Love that tentacle outfit. Iconic.

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@aliensuperstrz TBH, it's rascal looooool.