Dr. Zaius

Jus' Chillin'

[Dr. Zaius @TheRealZaius]

All the ladies eating fast food, meanwhile I'm out here making my love from scratch #NoRespect #DontFearTheReaper

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@ShawnMendes God Bless you. Turn dem tables on 'em

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@MagicPants88 But when will bigger finally meet BIGGEST?

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@MagicPants88 This is the greatest piece of investigative journalism I've ever seen, simply remarkable work. Keep on exposing what needs to be exposed. #ExposingTheDeepState #journalism #WhatsNextMedia

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@BachelorABC Hi, one thing I always notice on the show is that the food never gets eaten. Where does this food go? Is it eaten by crew? Donated to a shelter? Made of plastic? Seems wasteful. #food #BachelorNation #TheBachelor #WakeUpAmerica #ConspiracyTheory #milk

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@benshapiro Not skirts, but kilts would be dope #Breathable #fashion

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@HandleNotTaken @benshapiro Grammar does though. Your*

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@MagicPants88 @santa @OrangutansSOS Grrrrrrrrrr

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Santa brings presents 🎅#MyChristmasWishIn3Words #Santa #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong

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@MagicPants88 I'll tell you where I was you little runt. I was off protecting the universe from a giant @HillaryClinton space monster. That's where I was. Be grateful. #Sitdown #BeHumble #overnightwatch #MeToo #NetNeutrality

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@MagicPants88 @realDonaldTrump @Minecraft Mexican standoff. Clint Eastwood vs John Wayne. Joe Montana vs Peyton Manning. Burrito vs Taco. A true battle of Titans. Who will win? YOU DECIDE!

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Harry Potter and the Enema Rinse. #AbsurdHarryPotterTitles #RuinLoveIn5Words #StarWars #livelaughlove

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GET THIS MAN TO THE PRO BOWL STAT! #ProBowlVote #ProBowlVote jay cutler #NetNeutality #TheLastJedi

[Bill Burr @billburr]

I use the yellow emojis to remain racially neutral. #progressive #BetterPersonThanYou

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@NotGayJared if I buy a #MugClub subscription now will it go all the way through to this time next year?

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Lost my speed racer virginity today #CODWWII #ThorRagnarok #MeToo #Selena #Lit

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You know it boi #SundayBest https://t.co/hiOw05H6Vb

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Sunday Best... https://t.co/7NiSXu6J8l

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@MagicPants88 So sad #OpenYourEyesPeople #WeAreAllGonnaDie

[Boy Wonder @MagicPants88]

#earthday2017

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"March for Science" Hey everyone, check out this sick pic of Owen & Mzee #EarthDay #socute #Tortoise #Hippo