Will Gunnell

Houston Sports Rebuild | Attorney

[Will Gunnell @TheReal_Will]

First year was a success 😤😤

[brandon* @brndxix]

you just created one million folarin baloguns

[6 🇺🇸 @barca6time]

HAND BALOGUN A WATER .@Memphis

[🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸 @TheUnaButters]

"WHAT ABOUT THREE MILE ISLAND!"

What do nuclear haters think happened there?

Safety features prevented a meltdown and no one died.

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

So many people talking about how “Germany beat the USA 2-1 before the World Cup”

Uh buddy, the 2008 Detroit Lions went 4-0 in the preseason before going 0-16.

We don’t care about friendly’s here

[X Games @XGames]

Juni Kung wins his first X Games gold with a nollie backside 270 heelflip to boardslide 270 out of the 12-stair handrail in @monsterenergy Men’s Skateboard Street Best Trick at @moonpay X Games Sacramento! 🥇

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Don Carlo understands Martinelli. None of that touching winger nonsense

[るい こすと rui cost @ruiruiruirui101]

ヒューストンで昨夜ホテルに泊めていただいた方とお礼を兼ねて、一緒に食事。初めての本番のbbq。The Pit Roomという行列もできるお店。お値段140ドルで目ん玉飛び出そうになりましたが、スモークのお肉が日本で食べたことがなく、とても美味しかった。良い思い出になりました。

[緑ともや🛺💚 トゥクトゥクで旅する緑の路上ライブシンガー🛺 @midori_tomoya]

『The Burger Joint』🍔🇺🇸
テキサスバーガーを堪能！
肉、チーズ、ベーコン
シンプル・イズ・ベスト✨

[abdi 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 @abditmr]

just remembered gabe isn’t here he would’ve went crazy

[Sports Sufferer @SportsSuffererr]

Sorry, couldnt hear you mate

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[An0malee @An0malee]

australia twitter right now is indistinguishable from an SEC fanbase when they lose

[Adam @AdamdotH]

The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.

[Edgar 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 @ConcacafEdgar]

If the U.S. win it, You can name a state after him

[SanTy @_TY_97]

Just when you think he’s reached his magnum opus Bosh, he drops “Boshnia” and suddenly you realise the impossible is possible

[cowboy online @TheLastKekker]

“Scones and mushrooms”? The Germans arent flying overhead anymore son. Let Uncle Sam teach you how to eat

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer.
🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🏟 🇺🇸

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[george @StokeyyG2]

Mauricio Pochettino’s USA