The Red Rex

[ShieldCaptainGreenMage(Parody of a Parody Account) @mage_you]

Fun fact:

There are chapters modeled on African cultures, Salamanders are not one of them in the way you think. Their skin colour is the result of a geneseed flaw, not ethnicity and it drives me bonkers that nobody in their replies seem to know this very basic information.

["...It's all fine now." @RespectElves]

Its disgusting this has been taken from us

[LeninRegimer @LeninRegimer8]

Clone Wars after setting up a clear and obvious reason for Clones to massively distrust Jedi: "Yeah it was the chips in their heads, these guys are just so loyal to the Jedi they love doing unsupported frontal attacks (except when that one guy does it)."

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Fahrenheit is based on human experience:
0° is fucking cold. 100° is fucking hot.

Celsius is based on at sea level water:
Water freezes at 0° and boils at 100°

A. Celsius is flawed because water freezes and boils at different temperatures depending on altitude.

B. When I ask what the temperature is, I’m asking for myself. I don’t give a fuck how water feels about the weather.

[Dedos De Mantequilla @MantequillArt]

Let's protect the hero that once protected his homeland!!💕💙
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Sorry for the tags:
#クー・フーリン #ランサー #fgo #cuchulainn #cuchulainnscastle #dúndealgan

[NIK??? opened comms! @nikeliferous]

#inspirational

[『MrN I G T A S T R O MMan』 @TheStrxggler]

I love how Ma Kent actually pushes her to remain civil in public. You know, cultivating her to be nice and present even with people she doesn't like.

An art lost to time nowadays.

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

Chris was simply the warning for the world to come. His behavior, psychotic mannerisms, and "eccentricities" are so common on the internet that it's genuinely terrifying to think about.

Dude was the forerunner to modern society online. And nobody knew until Tumblr exploded.

[rom @romly2023]

The fact is that even one of the most unsafe areas in Japan is 100 times cleaner and safer than average Brazil, and the most unhinged person there is this naked foreigner.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Imagine being able to see solutions to problems that are obvious to you, but stupid people refuse to even try to understand them in favor of ideas which will make things worse, not just for themselves, but the society you live in.

Those people outnumber you nearly fifty to one.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Pool party with Moe the babirusa and the Asian small-clawed otters! 💦

[Bear @BearJFK]

This was essentially ‘the internet’ until the late 2000s btw.

[coffee cat @coffeeee_cat]

There's no way this fits in a pouch, but as long as she's happy.

I completely forgot about pouch items, I'll have to make some more of them.

[Nox 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 @Noxyfied]

I genuinely don't know why this is one of Pyra's favorite items you can give to her but it's really cute to imagine her playing one of them out of curiosity.

[David Steel @SteelySeabirder]

Sorrry didn’t mean to spook you! The Razorbill chick is spooked by its parent stretching its wings.

[טוללה @ToolalaJ]

not all american mecha are bad but all of the truly rancid ones are american, genuinely what the fuck did they think with that dino megazord design

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

None of this comes from a love of OG Halo. It comes from disdain towards you for preferring it.

They simply think the original Halo trilogy is dumb and old compared to the shiny new 343 games and books.

When you realize this, all the glazing makes perfect sense.

[Tortanga @thicc_stick_boi]

I like how all the racial jokes about white people are just them being polite, organized and productive 🤣🤣🤣