Red

[🅿️ Fashooo @gwgjayy]

Niggas be beating they bitch & still have a better love life then me 😭

[TM @RealTrouble_Man]

All time banger.

[™³k @_tm3k]

-women are in a constant state of trying to whore out

-men are in a constant state of trying to stop the women from whoring out

-women call men the oppressors

-women then get what they want

-society collapses

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Forgot that Chad was a country, thought the journalist was endorsing lol

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

The greatest contraceptive for women is not the pill but a career goal.

Professionally ambitious women will do whatever it takes to prevent children—stay abstinent, become a lesbian, take birth control, and if they still get pregnant—even murder their own baby.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[Yankee Fox @YankeeFoxFalse]

Some foreigner let their Dog take a Shit in the middle of my Local costco and I looked at an Employee lady and said "we gotta start executing foreigners" and she looked at me like this

[MascMillennial @MascMillennial]

We can’t even begin to fix the country until we start telling women no again.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

the only guy who can fvck your girl is the guy your girl wants to fvck.

[LeadProtectProvide @Lead_Protect]

A woman cannot guess how you want her to behave or what she should or shouldn't do. She needs clear instructions, guidelines, rules, prohibitions. This gives her the confidence to behave correctly and as expected, protects her from mistakes, selfishness and disappointment.

[Red @TheRedRooster7X]

@ok6ixx And Lowe’s isn’t an option.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So I just found out why my dad has been banned from every Home Depot in our county since 2004. Apparently he got into an argument with an employee about whether concrete was "a liquid or a solid" and to prove his point, he bought 6 bags of concrete mix, made it in the parking lot, and tried to pour it on the hood of his truck to show that "liquids pour, therefore concrete is a liquid." The employee called the manager, my dad called him a coward who "fears knowledge," and then my dad realized the concrete was hardening on his truck. He panicked and drove through the parking lot with wet concrete flying everywhere, hit a display of grills, and caused $3000 in damages. My mom just sighed and said "yeah that's why we had to drive 40 minutes for a sink." I'm 28 years old and just learning this now because I suggested we go to Home Depot tomorrow.

[Cap @caprisieum]

Les meufs sur Hinge :

Mes petits plaisirs :
Le chocolat 🍫

Ma peur la plus irrationnelle :
Les araignées

Un de mes objectifs dans la vie, c’est :
de voyager le plus possible ✈️

Le secret pour me séduire c’est :
me faire rire 🤣

Dans mon groupe d’amis je suis celle qui : est la plus folle 🤪

Le secret pour me séduire : tu fais plus d’1.90

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

And they still have the audacity to say marriage doesn’t benefit women….that it only benefits men.

I work 65 hours every week.

I pay for a home I barely stay in,

buy food for the home I barely eat, pay bills I barely use, and pay for subscriptions I barely have time to watch.

Meanwhile, it’s the wife that enjoys all of those things, yet somehow she’s the one “suffering” in marriage because she cooks the food she also eats, cleans the house she spends the most time in, and helps raise children she loves more than her husband?

Nothing on earth would make me marry a stay-at-home wife.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Lmao

[LeadProtectProvide @Lead_Protect]

Only men can protect against evil men and reform evil women into good ones. Masculinity and patriarchy are not the problem, but the solution. Women are incapable of doing this and endanger not only themselves but society as a whole.

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

They always have a "the man who raped me" story

[Neo Paulinite @Neo_Paulinite]

@kkrespawned Then that makes you a bad person. If you would allow a violent sexual criminal to get away with it because you just can't be bothered unless he's running for public office, that's a reprehensible neglect of basic civil duty that puts other women at risk.