Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪

She/Her | Feminist | Creative Writer | Author | Blogger | Editor

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

We need a law to stop schools from cutting girls' hair. Children need to be taught that their African hair is wild and beautiful. I'm willing to fight this fight. Tutaanzia wapi?

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

@adam_berardi On kids maybe 😀

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Feels so childish to have hiccups, but here I am hiccuping all over the place for the last 10 minutes.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

@Toribabieegirl Weaves. Coz, why do you have to cover the hair you have with hair that you bought. Really,why????

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

This is an intoxicating kind of peace. I tried coming back from b. Nilirudi mbio sana. I'm too far gone.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

once you start a) wearing oversized and loose clothing, b) cutting your hair short, and c) putting your phone on silent or do not disturb, congrats. there is no coming back from any of these.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

These girl groups that like to wear same outfits feel cultish to me. First order of business in a cult is to make sure guys wear uniform coz it promotes group thinking. Uniqueness is frowned upon. Muwache kuvaa nguo zinafanana pliz.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Warm shower from bald head to your toes. Teeth brushed, gag reflex is on break so you brush that tongue and teeth soo clean. Spritz some perfume on so you sleep smelling like a flower. Why not? Clean sheets... Clean is a very good feeling, a privilege we hardly acknowledge.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Very yes!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[Mercy @Frankhavemercy]

One of the most overlooked forms of wealth is having complete ownership of your time.

Waking up and knowing nothing about your day will be decided by someone else is priceless.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

One idea that has revolutionized my thinking is this: you are allowed to not want things.
You can look at everything society tells you that you need to have and just be like, “Nope. I will not be participating.”

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

There's something I need to do within the next two weeks, and then I'll get insanely drunk thereafter. Stupid drunk even.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Mnawatch nini Netflix?

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

That statement read by Moha Jicho Pevu gives a glimpse of the man he used to be before aache "kutetea wanyonge."

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Fuck perimenopause! How is it that I now get ovulation with a side of period, and a serving of cramps? As if a monthly period (and its inconveniences) is not enough?! I'm so over it.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Had a neighbor who never opened her curtains and windows EVER. Unaskia tu mziki ndio unajua yuko

[mzungu @mzungu320]

Neighbor wangu dem anajifungiaga kejani na padlock mchana tena,huku najioneanga mambo😂

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

I got out to let a tall man sit next to the driver hapa mbele ya mat. He looked shocked for words and is shifting, shifting kwa kiti in discomfort. Now let me manspread for good measure.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Where are my breasts growing to at this my overripe age??

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

Poetic justice is ebola ifike Kenya na imuue yeye peke yake....then I will believe there is a god. I'll even start going to church.

[Perfectly Woman 🇰🇪 @TheReneeissance]

@aarchangel7777 Congratulations!!!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Dr. Mukhisa Kituyi: As of Ruto offering me a job, I was approached a number of times, but I laughed it off; I thought it was a silly joke. Ruto does not respect professionals in this government; that is why he drives out people like Ndung’u, former Treasury CS. If you have gone to school enough, you must reduce the evidence of having gone to school and sound like Sudi, then you are comfortable with him #JKLive