Andrew Ries

[Connor Rosell @TheOriginalCon]

This is why @TheRiesLife is my best friend

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

“@mandy_wiz: *makes super long study guide* *doesn't have time to study it before exam*” *Tweets instead of studying*

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

Voldemort: "Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die."
"But first, let me take a selfie."
*beat drops*
*they dance*

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

“@TheOriginalCon: Hey @TheRiesLife remember when you took a body shot off of @Sandy_Cheeks_13” Now I do!!!

[Juana Del Rey @2Janezzz]

Tbt to an insignificant event where I look hot!!! Likes please!!!!!

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

Someone I like come to VEISHA/Iowa State with me okay see you later bye!!!!!!!!!!! 🚙💨💨💨 🚓💨💨

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

Been a while since I've seen hashtag blessed and abroad. Good job everyone, lets keep it up. Unique on three!!

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

#whichwichstatestreet with my #GreekWeek #team1 team

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

And the next overused phrase that every girl in America has to use for an Instagram caption is: *drumroll* "This is what dreams are made of"

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

“@jenn_petschen: @thuldaddy hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 okay #thulmommy” I wonder who wants to go with Jason

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

When life hands you lemons freak out cause life isn't a person or vending machine or whatever get outta there my god just run

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

“@TheOriginalCon: By noon tomorrow Gulf shores Alabama is about to become Iowa State shores #herewecome” Madison shores***

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

And with the dawn of Spring Break, happiness enveloped Andrew Ries, making his heart soar like a hot air balloon across a young child's mind

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

Watching guys spray cologne on themselves is like watching someone take a snapchat selfie

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

Holy shit Zac Efron is at the KK

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

You know how fuckin jazzed you would be if you were a bird in a park and an old person threw bread crumbs for you? I would go nuts FREE FOOD

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

My heart aches for the guy with crutches hobbling to class on this icy path as I get frustrated and speed passed his slow ass HURRY UP!!!

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

Girls: Breakfast - Instagram it. Class sucks - Tweet about it. Nannying - Vine. Family held hostage at gunpoint - Update Facebook status.

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

I hope over the winter the whole high-waisted-belly-button-mom-shorts-never-impressed-a-guy-ever went out of style

[Andrew Ries @TheRiesLife]

I just typed out the word "jugs" and laughed out loud to myself for a while. A junior in college trying to find a job and I laugh at "jugs"