Arsenal's fan base have historically been the biggest meltdown merchants in the Premier League, no question.
An unlucky defeat, a well-fought draw... chaos.
But my word, the meltdown from outside Arsenal at their title win: Generational.
Simply lovely.
Barney Ronay: “You don’t have to be a single-city petro-project glamour toy with an economically irrationally funding model to be successful. But it doesn’t hurt.”
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
Excl: A Fifa representative has impressed upon the Premier League that they do not wish the Manchester City ruling to serve as a distraction to the World Cup. They prefer that the decision be released after 19 July but accept its release before 5 June too. #115
Saliba is 25, , Gabriel is 28, Hincapie is 24, Calafiori is 24, Timber is 24, Lewis Skelly is 19, Declan Rice is 27, Saka is 24, Havertz is 26. They haven’t even been introduced to Max Dowman.
We will be fine. Time to celebrate the parade today. The future is bright.
Absolutely immense season. Champions of England. Didnt lose a single UCL game in full time. Rivals waited until the last kick of the season.
Never been a better time to support Arsenal. He is staying. He is hungry. He will fix the roof while the sun is shining.
Arsenal FC ❤️
Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.
Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.
I recognise my football club again.
“Go out there, enjoy the moment, trust yourselves and make beautiful memories together.
We love you endlessly.”
On #UCL final day, letters to Arsenal’s stars from their families & friends.❤️
Free on @TheAthleticFC ⬇️
https://t.co/77Ey39J9xo
One more step Arsenal nation. I honestly think days like today will become a regular for us under Mikel. Be confident but be humble. One more step. One source tells me Timber has played a behind closed doors friendly recently…
Fully behind you Mikel. COYG.