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:'(

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The alpha method for enjoying Twitter is to make tweets that get liked by three long-time friends with locked accounts. Just a fun lil thing to do in between tickets at work or whatever.

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@BonesMultiMedia @EthanVanSciver Darling of Gen Z, Aaron Lewis

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Can't believe China wasted their money on this frivolous spectacle when they could have been trafficking guns to Sunni radicals in Syria, bombing fishermen in Venezuela, or shooting down missionary planes in Peru

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@RedBloodedGuy @JoshDenny @censoreddottv The FCC is not an "affiliate"

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

"Serial Experiments Lain" (1999)

[cal @JorCal_]

indian man telling a christian man he’ll see him at valhalla

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i keep going back and forth on if this is deeply disturbing or genuinely so fucking funny that these are both official graphics made for trump

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@BrianRoemmele Fake and gay

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@ICEgov Fake and gay

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@SFSEgo The Sprite cam

[Mads @europemaxxed]

8 years olds after learning that our sun will explode in 5 billion years

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

the thoughtfulness & delicate maneuvering of this kitty is typical of cats. by contrast, a d*g would overturn the entire platter & run off with a dozen slices of sausage in its jaws.

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@justin_garson Because when people change their environment they tend to take their problems with them.

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@bilbo_swwaggins Johnny Carson

[Edgar Allen Poe @allenakinkunle]

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[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

What has happened to the girls at Camp Mystic is EXACTLY what one of the country's best meteorologists
@JohnMoralesTV warned would happen.

Learn how Trump's cuts to @NOAA & @NWS have critically impacted storm prediction nationwide.

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@johnrich Caleb Wallace

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Woke Grok Strikes Again