Rupert Holmes

I wrote Escape (The Pina Colada Song) and brought linen pants into fashion.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

I'm the "only member" left. And I still have the jacket to prove it.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

Still listening to that mixtape you sent me @TheRayStevens. "My Mind's Playing Tricks on Me" always gets me primed for handing out candy.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

One time I stabbed a prostitute with a drink umbrella.....Just kidding, I've stabbed a few.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

@TheKennyRogers - You left your copy of "DC Cab" over at Tiki Hut de Holmes last night. Call me and let's get beard weird.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

I just @tookadumpthat had a tiny paper umbrella in it.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

Just ran my '84 Pontiac Fiero into a drainage ditch in the Keys. I'm gonna need a ride. Looking your way @SoToriSpelling

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

Note to self: Must wear underwear with linen pants when going to the gentlemen's club.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

I'm thinking about fixing myself a daquiri....sike.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

The "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" is a true story. Just left out the part where my Lady kicked my ass after we met in that bar.

[Rupert Holmes @TheRupertHolmes]

You and me got a lot in common @TheRayStevens. Beards, hit songs, and illicit photos of Steve Garvey.