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Imagine all the people.
That's why I stay home.

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Did @justinbieber mean to write the perfect cat food commercial song?

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@vidsthatgohard Computer gamers:

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

To go out publicly and say what he is saying, @edzitron has balls the size of the Las Vegas sphere

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A.I. can’t process cum

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Going to see this The Backshots movie people keep talking about.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Crazy detail in day 2 of the Minnesota GOP Convention

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@Jacopo_della_Q Heh. This really blew up for you. It's interesting they kind of brought that heavy concept back in The Mandalorian with Djarin having trouble wielding the dark saber. Unless that's just a dark saber thing (avid nerd, not complete)

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire show from the network & this was the first time the world ever saw behind the walls in Gaza 2013

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When this doesn't happen:

"Well, Joe Biden..."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hassett on economic growth numbers: "I'm highly confident that we're gonna be looking at 4 percent numbers for the rest of the year"

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@JasonKPargin Just white and nerdy since the dawn of time

[Mark Poulton 👑 @KoniWaves]

Back in 1995, Rob Liefeld's Maximum Press started publishing Battlestar Galactica comics. Here's a few of the covers featuring Rob's artwork.

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@KoniWaves @Lie_Felled

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Don't let them sell this shit to anyone.

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Movie idea: A maniac president starts WW3 while some astronauts are on a mission to fly around the moon and back. They come back to an uninhabitable world and must figure out what to do.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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@JackDexterity

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Bro is going to be 15 before this shit even gets released.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

The first teaser trailer for the Harry Potter TV series is dropping tomorrow

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What’s with this chair at my air bnb?

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@ReignOfPride Pochita with Poochie vibes

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@JasonKPargin When we got our first VCR in the early 80s, my dad was recording Monty Python off PBS and I tiptoed into the room thinking it would pick up my noise like a boombox tape recorder.