My Name Jeff

Hoping each time that my next tweet... will be the tweet home...

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

-"Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question."

-"If humans evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"

-"Correction..."

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

People who don't like pineapple on pizza will not survive the apocalypse

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Happy MILFs day!

#mothersday

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

A 24 reboot but Jack Bauer has IBS

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

I have no idea if I'm supposed to flush or not this is not the toilet for people with anxiety

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

First date idea: we go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to figure out we're not a couple.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Good lord what an ugly piece of shit...

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Nice try, Plastic Man... #DCU #dccomics

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Y'know, for some reason,, the classic #StarTrek episode "The Ultimate Computer" seems really relevant today...

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Look, I don't know when it's going to happen, all I know is, every time we wake up, we are one day closer. And I think that's beautiful

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

@JenLRossman How are you doing with this?

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

@JenLRossman I'm so fucking upset that I missed watching this crossover with you. Just busy with life stuff. But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

It is the greatest irony that Elon Musk is the world's most uncool person while the daughter that he has disowned is perhaps the most effortlessly cool person we have ever seen.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

I want the MAGA guy who got his shit rocked by those awesome kids to be doxxed. I don't want his shame to end. I want it to follow him everywhere. I want to always be able to laugh at him because it brings me joy in a dreary world.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

I'm watching the new episode of #StarfleetAcademy and the Jerry Goldsmith Klingon theme holy hell this is a good episode!!!

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Everybody's talking about #nuremberg 2.0. I'm sorry, but I'm just not that optimistic that people are going to be held accountable.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Someone just set off some fireworks outside my window and I thought for a moment that it finally happened.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

Holy hell #PredatorBadlands was good. And lest my cinematic analytical skills fail me, it was a quite deft commentary on toxic masculinity.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

@JenLRossman @gaghyogi49 I guess Lanthanites take care of each other. Or maybe there's a familial relationship.

[My Name Jeff @blair2019]

@JenLRossman @gaghyogi49 See, I thought I saw that, but then I thought I couldn't be right.