Ryan O'Brian

I will do today what I can, to enable me to do tomorrow, what I can't do today.

[Alec Bowers @Alecbowers]

@madronavl @MadronaVentures - is overtly stealing a business and clients professional? #venturecapital #siliconvalley #seattle #cool #fraud

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Cuddling with my #SpaceSis can be tricky as Gary seems to consistently come between us! #DevotedDog #NoTonguesPlease

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

It's outrageous that one-fifth of large corporations in America paid nothing in taxes between 2008 to 2014. They must pay their fair share.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If we are going to achieve peace, we are going to have to treat the Palestinian people with respect and dignity. #DemDebate

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Millions of people must stand up, fight back and create a government that works for all of us. New York – go vote on Tuesday. Thank you.

[Eric Zane Show Podcast @ericzaneshow]

Please keep following me on Twitter as this is my only outlet and I'll need this to insult performances like Gaga mudering Bowie.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Viewer: I'm offended by a joke you made.
Me: So?
Viewer: You gonna apologise?
Me: No.
Viewer: Then I won't watch you again.
Me: Correct

[Slash @Slash]

Sad day. RIP Scott Weiland https://t.co/qPeUMpKxMd

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

18 year old John Candy at Niagara Falls.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

No @JebBush, you’re pathetic for saying nothing happened during your brother’s term when the World Trade Center was attacked and came down.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@JebBush,
At the debate you said your brother kept us safe- I wanted to be nice & did not mention the WTC came down during his watch, 9/11.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

My 9-yr old son just complained about carrying a backpack filled w/ stuffed animals. When do I submit him for that American Gladiator show?

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

I came here to do 2 things: quote Air Supply and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta love I'm so lost without you.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Eric Cantor's support of Jeb Bush could open up a floodgate of endorsements from other people nobody gives a shit about.

[Matty Ryan @heymattyryan]

The kind of stoned where computers make sense but the concept of hardwood floors is astounding

[Ryan O'Brian @TheRyanJBurke]

I can't be the only person who puts peanut butter in the refrigerator.

[Ryan O'Brian @TheRyanJBurke]

@MikeMooreALB great seeing you today too brother

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

RIP legend. I first met this wrestling icon when I was 12yrs old when he was wrestling my pops the… https://t.co/fHoLoKQ47f

[Keith David @ImKeithDavid]

.@R_Roddy_Piper was my friend and I will sorely miss him. I'm just in shock.