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The Roosters are expected to use the spare cap space to target both Payne Haas and Adin Fonua-Blake, per reports

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Another massive day in the NRL market with a Roosters forward given a tap on the shoulder.

ARTICLE: https://t.co/nLBC8YLczu

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BREAKING: Reece Walsh’s ex-partner describes it as her “best day ever” as Broncos fullback signs $5 million extension

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BREAKING: Parramatta Eels reportedly excited for chance to sign a fullback with “a bit of X factor”

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BREAKING: Ben Hunt on being sacked by the Dragons: “Now I know how it feels to be the guy drafted after Bronny James” per source

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BREAKING: Reece Walsh reportedly called Latrell Mitchel “the softest bloke in the world”. Per source

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David Fifita backflipped on the Roosters after a “reliable source” informed him he would only be paid $400,000 in the final year of his contract, per source

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In a heartbreaking twist of events, sources tell us the child that was struck was Jayden Brailey.

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BREAKING: NZ Police are reviewing an alleged post game incident involving Kalyn Ponga yesterday. More to come

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It’s alleged that Ponga, after losing yesterdays match, threw his water bottle across the dressing room in frustration and struck a Make a Wish child in the head

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Hearing that Josh Schuster has REJECTED a potential swap to the Dragons. He looked at Google reviews for KFC joints around Kogarah and was “disappointed” in what he saw, per source.

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BREAKING: Spencer Leniu set to avoid suspension after the judiciary was handed a “glowing” character reference by Jarome Luai, per sources

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BREAKING: reading into trial results is overrated unless it’s Souths getting smashed, per sources

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BREAKING: Luciano Leilua claims he was not drink driving and was instead “just waiting for a mate”, per sources

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Shane Flanagan on why the Dragons have signed Raymond Faitala-Mariner: “I didn’t let Kyle (Flanagan) have McDonalds after training yesterday and felt really bad, so when he asked if he could have Raymond today I just gave in” per sources

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Todd Payten on his decision to switch captains: “Well Jason’s only playing 30 minutes a game this season so it was pretty pointless making him captain, and I’m trying to get Chad on the next flight to Wollongong anyway” per sources

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BREAKING: Tevita Pangai Jr will NOT be joining the Brisbane Broncos.

He walked away from the deal when the club revealed they would not match the $10 million he’d receive from a fight against Floyd Mayweather, per source

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Breaking: Cameron Ciraldo on why the club is chasing Terrell and Taylan May: “Look obviously we’re the family club and blah blah, but we deeply believe Tyrone May is the player we need at the club to win a premiership and this is a way to secure him” per sources

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Welcome our new Laundry Coordinator, @utdben1.

Read more about Ben’s appointment: https://t.co/Xl1S6s0mOY

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BREAKING: The Brisbane Broncos are the shame of Rugby League

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BREAKING: After watching the Wallabies lose 40-6 against Wales this morning, Joseph Suaalii has decided he will instead move to the AFL