The Sacred Ox

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[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

Hitler hates copyright infringement.

[Conley Owens 🦡 @SiliconConley]

The Doctrine of Simony audiobook now available:
https://t.co/WxiQH05ihC

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The difference between America and Europe 🤣

[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

Benny Hinn is evil

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

@the4thdave @canonpress @dmichaelclary Thanks, is Kindle Unlimited free?

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

@dmichaelclary @TGC Have you thought about dedicating this book to the public domain so that it can reach more people with this important message?

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

@Joseph_Spurgeon @dmichaelclary I would love to read it. Could someone please send me a digital review copy?

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

@richardblackaby Will it be freely available digitally?

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

@richardblackaby Will they be freely available digitally?

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

@OzarksJon @SiliconConley I highly disagree. Prayer is one of the most important things to sell. We are leaving good money on the table if we don't monetize prayer, as these guys have explained so well: https://t.co/hVn4TWiBbo

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

The all-new ESV: Commercially Sensitive Edition! We love @crossway , which is why we pick on them :)

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million https://t.co/BZZmh0DBhy

[Conley Owens 🦡 @SiliconConley]

Proverbs 11:24 sets a fire to every pragmatic argument for selling the word of God.

“One gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds what is right, only to become poor.”

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

🚨If you don't pay the worship tax, this will happen to your church....
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[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

Abortion doesn’t bother you enough.

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

Who here is attending #doreancon ? Looking forward to seeing you!

[The Sacred Ox @TheSacredOx]

Get your own copies of these books to burn at https://t.co/2QJ49pGwcw and https://t.co/uuuYFXNIF1!

(We pick on Crossway because we love them and want to have a charitable conversation with them and hear their perspective, but after 3 years of trying, they have refused to respond.)

#satire #thedoctrineofsimony #simony #copyright @SiliconConley @AndrewDCase @ABereanOne @Selling_Jesus

[Conley Owens 🦡 @SiliconConley]

Would you be surprised to know that most of church history would condemn practices commonplace in the church today? Seminary tuition, biblical counseling fees, and paywalls on theological content are all forms of one of the gravest sins: simony.

https://t.co/s6gH22pBFh

[Conley Owens 🦡 @SiliconConley]

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