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I promise I'm better in real life. @ComedyCitySide

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@nickortolani It's like he wants to be Nick Ortolani

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@PamNotAnderson Pam

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@crileyariver94 Riley

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@iamrohancoolguy The Rohmance

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@whatsananjan It's like Comedy Central but Asian

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@georgeciveris Boi George

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Let's move to Lowell

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@StartsWithanX Starts with an X

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@DougKeyComedy Keymaster

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Cityside Comedy

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@TommyMcNam T-Mac

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You're Welcome

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You ever get so drunk you're not afraid of ghosts?

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My name is Sam Ike and you're welcome

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One shot of Kahlua please!

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@benwassertweet SidePonytail

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Fuck all y'all haters. New Lindsay Lohan song is a banger

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Do I think white men are the devil? Great question, audience

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@Rob_Greene Rogue Island Comedy Festival

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I'm trying to see War Horse