Sarah Turner

Love photography and social media. Addicted to coffee, cookies and endorphins. Can't parallel park to save my life.

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@offbrandmegan Who knew that hot dogs were such a thing

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@offbrandmegan No

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“What?! Cats don’t even like the beach!”

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When you put your Yeti sticker on your vehicle you are essentially telling the whole world: “I have a cup.”

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@penton_maggie @shuniahwriter @SWalkerMedic @PantsuitPolitic It’s adorable, though. Absolutely not a criticism ☺️ It’ll be fun to listen to when they’re older!

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@shuniahwriter @SWalkerMedic @PantsuitPolitic As someone who is very hard of hearing, I’ll never discourage anyone from getting their hearing checked but I just listened and I think this one is tricky to hear because they are not quite in unison which makes it sound like an extra syllable. So don’t worry too much 😁

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Hey - welcome! #AggressiveBirdsAnonymous

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Tip your baristas well. You never know who has started their work day mopping up a customer’s vomit.

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I’m glad my daughters know that I don’t ever want hanging flower baskets. Not even on Mother’s Day.

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@offbrandmegan Todays Wordle was hard

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Feel like @GlennonDoyle missed one of the biggest “soundaries” violations on the pet peeve episode: snot suckers. People who JUST WILL NOT BLOW THEIR NOSE and make that horrible snot sucking noise.

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I don’t need this notification.

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If you venture out and about today and stop somewhere for coffee or a meal, be sure you’re tipping your wait staff and baristas who braved rotten road conditions to serve you an almond milk latte today. Tip extra, even. And if you order delivery, this goes double for you.

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@loosewendy People who sniff constantly, sucking in snot, rather than blow their nose.

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Sitting in the line to pick up your student after school is a special kind of hell.