Scott Maple

Mr Bendy's Music Emporium, Armellodie Records. Twitter doesn't do nuance. Retweets and 'likes' are not necessarily endorsements, but they may be.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

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@bushontheradio Hey! Maybe she's a skateboarder!

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@topic_flow @timecaptales Same with nose wheelies #skateboarding

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@anon_opin "if everybody did this..."

They don't, so stop whinging.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Boom

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

As Farage reveals his desire to shut the NHS down for good and switch to a private model, I thought it useful to counter his disinformation with some actual truth about health care models.

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@FadeHubb

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@SoVeryBritish Indiana Jones: "it belongs in a museum!"

... Ok I didn't have to change the quote but imagine he says it in an English accent.

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@papa_cars @JoeBangles11 @LozzaFox Emmental arithmetic. Ricotta be having me on, at least a little.

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@papa_cars @JoeBangles11 @LozzaFox I don't brie leave you.

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@papa_cars @JoeBangles11 @LozzaFox Speak Caerphilly, you don't know who's listening.

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@ChristnNitemare Who did you think invented the Christ air and the Hail Mary?

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@theurigeller Brilliant.
This is fantastic.

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@nytimes 2/6

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@DoricSkateboard @Jamsie In some countries when that word is being used they aren't talking about Jacobs with cheese.

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@Jamsie @DoricSkateboard

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@NoContextHumans Drink more water.

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@Lirahagain @EverythingOOC Strange, because that’s a peach.

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@JoeBangles11 @LozzaFox @papa_cars The people for whom cheese makes them anxious. This is the silent majority he speaks of?