TheSegoSilly

Satirical news for the Beehive State

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@TMZ Not exactly “soft swinging” based on the video.

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.@SpencerJCox follows Trump’s lead and announces he will issue an executive order that Spanish Fork will now be known as American Fork. #MUGA

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@sltrib If found guilty will nearly be qualified to be president, but lacking some of the moral failings now required.

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Former President Trump now being accused of hiring famed FBI sharp shooter Tim Ballard to graze his ear at Penn. campaign rally in an attempt to increase popularity.

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Utah drivers be like, nah man truck is breaking the law. This is what happens when trump supporters can’t see each other’s MAGA hats.

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@SpencerJCox announces condoms aren’t 100% effective and should not be used. #utpol

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#utleg passes law prohibiting wearing masks in your own home.

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@TheSegoSilly was surprised to find out most film students have Platinum Status with Marriott and stay exclusively at St. Regis resorts requiring $2000 non-refundable deposit when volunteering. Poor Marriott only have terms of their unwise deposit contract to stand on.

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Hotel refuses refund to volunteer despite Sundance in-person cancellation https://t.co/zSPE81XABl

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Nightmare and confusion as #BYU once again loses to a McBride

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@social_thrivist Follow @TheSegoSilly for more thrilling explanations of satire

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Employees super excited to increase uncompensated overtime from 20 hours to 28 hours a week.

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A proposal to make a 32-hour workweek the norm gains support in Congress.

https://t.co/hboFurjD7N

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@social_thrivist The purpose of the satire was to highlight the segment of employees who already work uncompensated after 40 hrs of work (largest segment being exempt workers). Reducing the work week from 40 hrs to 32 would increase the bucket of uncompensated work, but not the total hrs worked.

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@social_thrivist Sir, this is a satire account with very few followers

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Half of Utahns would vote for or consider voting for a wolf in wolves clothing again. It is rumored both the former First Lady and First Prostitute are not in favor of running again.

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Half of Utahns would vote for or consider voting for Donald Trump if he were to run for president in 2024, a new poll shows. https://t.co/i4adIKddaH

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Coincidentally the @DeseretNews announced plans to do more research as to why members stay in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

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Independence always leads to arrogance

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BYU football ranked in top 20 for rudest fans in NCAA
https://t.co/eLuaPbP10M

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Airport documents obtained by @TheSegoSilly reveal adding a @Swignsweets location to the special room would immediately resolve the issue.

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The new Salt Lake International Airport comes equipped with a special room specifically for families welcoming home their Latter-day Saint missionaries. There's only one problem -- too many families aren't using it. https://t.co/aSzaKO6r7n

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The group was formed out of anger after David Archuleta lost @AmericanIdol

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Reminder https://t.co/ue932xujN5

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Utah continued its streak of horrible performances on equity issues in a report from WalletHub, which found the state ranked dead last in women's equality for the fourth year in a row.
https://t.co/ij674jOHYJ

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New #FLDS film coming to theaters just in time for the holidays, “Once I Was Engaged to a Beehive” #utah #satire