Seth Wyatt

Arkansan. That’s all.

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I swore I was done Emeril posting but this is just too good. The man couldn’t miss.

[Seth Wyatt @TheSethWyatt]

@MatthewSitman I’ve been thinking of getting a subscription. Id love to hear what your overall favorites have been so far, if you have any interest in writing/sharing that sort of thing!

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Letting the ball’s inner experiences decide whether a goal is offside is a huge step forward for object-oriented ontology

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[leah ⋆˙⟡ @evenstqrs]

how do i log the england 4-2 game 5 stars on letterboxd

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Portugal and Belgium really gave Roberto Martinez their golden generations.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Hydration breaks should be an "opt in" decision decided by the two teams on match day. This is getting ridiculous.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

It’s about time you people got into The Americans. You’re LATE.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Noah Gittell @noahgittell]

You know what was great about Siskel & Ebert? They didn't spend half of every episode analyzing box office and pretending to be industry insiders. They just watched the movies and talked about their reactions.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

the rest of the nfl looking at aaron donald right now

[Aristocratic Fury @LandsknechtPike]

Italian top coaches switching jobs between the same few top Italian teams is hilariously similar to 14th century mercenary commanders in Italy switching allegiances between the same small pool of powerful states in the peninsula.

The 14th Century condottieri carousel:

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟 📰

Bruno Fernandes is the new holder of the Premier League single season assist record.

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY ON THE SEASON'S FINAL DAY. 🔥
Bruno Fernandes' 21st assist marks a new PL RECORD for single-season assists!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Seth Wyatt @TheSethWyatt]

@ManUtd Wyatt 14

[Penguin Books USA @penguinusa]

Don't let anyone talk you out of buying that 1 book at the bookstore. Those 3 books could be the most life-changing 10 books you've ever gotten.