Pgn. TomSh

Liberal minded pagan who accomodates all regardless of your affiliations!! I Am Free

[Pgn. TomSh @TheSharkTM]

@ignyharaz2 This guy really hallucinates being Moi! Kenya underwent a chemical change out of Moi era

[Eric @amerix]

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

[Pgn. TomSh @TheSharkTM]

@Asmali77 @ODPP_KE Where is Sakaja on this list?

[Pgn. TomSh @TheSharkTM]

@XPENG_Global Kenya needs XPENG!

[Pgn. TomSh @TheSharkTM]

@XPENG_Global Africa..... Kenya needs XPENG!

[Thought Alchemy @XThoughtAlchemy]

Lions don’t seek approval. 🦁👑

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman who repeatedly disrespects you in private,

Will eventually humiliate you in public.

What you keep tolerating because you want "peace,"

Will become your nightmare tomorrow.

Don't entertain mockery, sarcasm, or insults,

CHANGE or PERISH

#MasculinitySaturday

[Psyche Wizard @PsycheWizard]

- Confucius

[Silent Perspective @SilentPerspec_]

Live free, think less ✨

[Pgn. TomSh @TheSharkTM]

@AokoOtieno_ Afadhali afrocenema pale adikirikiri.....

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Tyler Perry should just come out of the closet as a Bisexual

And stop living his fantasies through his movies

WTF Madea!

His shows at this point are worse than rainbow pornhub

Tried watching sijui "Queen's men"

Puked in my mouth. Acha nibaki na my documentaries to woo sleep

[Driven Thoughts @DrivenThoughts3]

Deep Message

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

Mission to Solve New Police Unit Rollout Gaps —Wasteful Murkomen, Sakaja Costly New York “Benchmarking Trip”
🫆President Ruto directed formation of a Nairobi Metropolitan Police Unit under a Sh80B cooperation agreement between Nairobi City County and national government
🫆The initial proposal by Vigilance House was rejected at State House for failing to define officers’ roles and command structure — basic planning failures
🫆Instead of fixing the proposal internally, Governor Sakaja and CS Kipchumba Murkomen flew to New York with a crowd of senior county enforcement officers on a “benchmarking mission”
🫆The trip is to “study how NYPD tracks crime” across its five boroughs — information freely available publicly
🫆A proposal that lacked basic command structure definitions was the trigger — this required desk work, not transatlantic travel
🫆New York City and Nairobi are incomparable jurisdictions — population density, infrastructure, legal frameworks, and policing models differ fundamentally
🫆Only ~700 officers are initially targeted yet top officials flew out for what sources call a trip to “fine-tune functions”
🫆No circular yet issued on recruitment dates or criteria — the unit isn’t even structured yet
🫆Who approved and budgeted this NY trip?
🫆Was this trip publicly tendered as a benchmarking exercise?
🫆Why couldn’t lessons be gathered through diplomatic channels or virtual engagements with NYPD?
🫆This has the hallmarks of a junket and luxury personal shopping and tourist experience disguised as policy work.

[Dear Friend @OhDear_Friend]

Man to man

[Way of Men @WayOfMenn]

15 Hard Truths of Life:

1.

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

Worth repeating!

Suppose you need a nest egg of 10 million at the age of 60.

Here’s what it takes, assuming 10% p.a. return:

Age 20 (40 years to invest): Ksh 1,600 per month

Age 30 (30 years to invest): Ksh 4,500 per month

Age 40 (20 years to invest): Ksh 13,300 per month

Starting at 20 vs 40 means you need almost 9x less per month to reach the same goal.

Start early.

Don't wait for the perfect moment. Start with what you have.

[Pgn. TomSh @TheSharkTM]

@iamjatello Won't hold water in court. It must be an irretrievable breakdown!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

A man matures when he gets the courage to be left alone, disliked and mocked to build a dream no one else can see but him.

[Dear Friend @OhDear_Friend]

Man to man

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA wants a share of dowry money.

There is a guy called Kamau.

When it was time to buy his wife, he mobilized his most monied buddies.

He put them in a WhatsApp group. The fundraising began.

Those boys were loaded. They were only 35.
By by the time they were done, they had contributed 4.5 million shillings.

Others who were not in the group wired money directly to Kamau's bank account.

The ruracio D-Day arrived.

And as always, the one and only Kikuyu ruracio anthem was tuned.

🎶 Wero... Werokamu guku kwa wa Kanini... Werokamu... 🎶

Before they could finish the song, more than 2,000 people had pulled up.

Wakaanza kutoa funjo. Then one man stood on a stool and announced they could not sit until they had given Kamau top up money to add to the dowry.

The donation book was hurriedly brought. People lined up. Cash started flowing.

By the end of the day, another 2.8 million shillings had been raised.

Kamau took the money and banked it.

Total dowry contribution sitting at his bank account: 8m shillings.

The ceremony became the talk of Gatundu South.

Kamau paid his dowry. Collected his wife. And went home peacefully.

• Lesson 1. Monied friends are good for paying dowry.

I have no clue how. But sometime later, Kamau was marked for a KRA tax audit.

KRA went straight for his bank statements. They found deposits of 8 million shillings.

Immediately, they baptized the entire amount as undeclared taxable income.

Then demanded: 30% income tax. Penalties plus interest.

Total bill: 2.5 million shillings plus.

When Kamau saw the tax bill, he went mad.
He could try to talk but words would not come out. He nearly swallowed his tongue.

When he came back to real life. He shipped a protest letter to KRA.

He explained the money was dowry contribution from his family, friends and well wishers.

- He produced WhatsApp group fundraising screenshots.
- He produced RTGS confirmations.
- He produced the donation book.
- He even produced videos of the ceremony.

Including footage of the Werokamu song.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 2.5 million.

When Kamau realized KRA was not playing, he ran to court.

He told the Tribunal:

- My lord, look. I have shown KRA where the money came from.
- I have shown KRA who contributed it.
- I have shown KRA the ceremony.
- What more do they want from me?

KRA responded.
And what they said nearly made the judges fall off their chairs.

They argued the evidence was not convincing.

Why?

• Because the 2,000 plus donors had not sworn affidavits confirming that the money they gave was a donation and not payment for goods or services.

The Tribunal looked at the matter in amusement.

Then ruled.

- Kamau had discharged his burden of proof in full.
- KRA had acted unreasonably by ignoring and disregarding the substantial evidence he provided.
- And most importantly: Income tax is a tax on income. It is not a tax on every deposit appearing in a bank account.

The Tribunal found that KRA was wrong to treat all bank deposits as taxable income without first removing proven non income items such as dowry contributions.

The tax demand was killed.

Kamau won.

KRA retreated to Times Tower. And rested.

Case closed.

• Lesson 2.

- Document everything.

- KRA will push. Push hard.