Phonic Phoenix

Theater nerd creative type. #Writing | #Standup | #VoiceOver | #Casting | #Directing | #Producing.

I make full cast graphic #audiodrama and #sketchcomedy.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

They say that you shouldn't do hallucinogenics. But they are six-foot-tall bunny rabbits in top hats so their argument is a bit loaded.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Come on guys, not everything is anchient aliens. Modern aliens mess with shit too.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Back in my day the Devil rocked. Now hes doing Sam Smith shit. Lets get the Devil the help he needs to get back on top.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Oddly the answer is simular. Low IQ people think they understand politics. And high IQ people also think they understand politics only knowing the effort is futal.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

I know right, when was the last time you had a high five that really connected.

[slice @sliceofheck]

Doesn't anyone believe in bromance anymore?

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

A man who acts as his own lawyer is a fool... To that I object, let the record show that that last statement was hearsay.

[SpellBound @Spell_boundd]

I never met a cheese I didn't like.

[Daft Pun @AllanForsyth]

My handcrafted paper doily business failed because I didn't cut enough corners.

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

I'm at an age now where i can't tell between high beams or regular lights on a vehicle

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

I am officially switching to an ecconomy of cheese.
Hence forth I will only except currency in the form of grated, shredded, sliced or block.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Im in pre-pre development of my next film project. Its a great comedy script. Which do you feel more excited to see? - live action actors in an animated world (think Cool World). Or hand drawn cell animation shot on a traditional multiplane camera (think Bambi).

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Thank you for this reminder. I need to get started on my costume this year Im going to be a slutty optimus prime.

[Zombie @_Zombie_Crew_]

Friendly reminder there’s only 302 days till Halloween .

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Your honor I was being Ratatouilled at the time

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Thats what they want you to think.

[slice @sliceofheck]

I am in charge of my cock

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

If there were 25 hours in the day. I bet most guys would use that extra hour to think about sex stuff.

[TJ. @Tjeerd001]

If you smell marijuana in your nieghborhood,here's what to do:
1. Mind your business

[WJ Reid @WJReid3]

Glad it's a new year. I was running out of days on my calendar.

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

When did conspiracy theorys become spoilers warnings?

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

Back at you man, may the new year be break out and scratch free for us both.

[Kung Few @KUNGFEW1]

@TheShawnRandom Wishing you a very happy STD free New Year Shawn!
🍻🥳

[Phonic Phoenix @TheShawnRandom]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except the STDs. Or something like that.