The Shillster

Husband, dad, lawyer, laugher. Tweets are usually a heady mix of boxing, politics and football. Be nice to each other and don't feed the trolls ❤️

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@tompage49 @GreggAWallace I’m not exagerating but this tweet gave me the bigest laugh I’ve had in ages. So friging subtle.

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@Crater114 @supertanskiii Where was the Dinghy mate? Pretty sure it was at sea, so by definition, sea worthy. Not that that is in any was the legal definition (happy to provide this if you want it, though) 🤣

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@Stormin752 @ONIUK1 @supertanskiii s46 of the 1990 Act defines ship and ‘includes hovercraft and every other description of vessel used in navigation’. Therefore, the statutory definition of ‘watercraft’ in 2023 Order will absolutely be sufficient to satisfy definition of ‘ship’. As the kids say, ‘come at me bro’

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@Crater114 @supertanskiii Wrong. The actual law relating to the offence he’s been charged with:-

Aviation and Maritime Security Act 1990, Section 11.

1)Subject to subsection (5) below, a person commits an offence if he unlawfully and intentionally—

(a)destroys a ship or a fixed platform

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@Dave4england @supertanskiii I missed the bit where he’s been to Court over this. When was that?

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@BjWpjames @supertanskiii The video that you are responding to literally sets out completely different charges to the one you have cut and pasted. Is your basic comprehension really that low?

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@LinPau22 @chillkhupe @steviedb0800 @supertanskiii But, but ‘Maritime Law’, innit. Absolute helmet.

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@RossPitman101 @LittleMyTweets @Channel4 ‘Think how those 250,000 girls felt when they were groomed’, he says. When confronted by an actual grooming survivor, responds with ‘I don’t think you were groomed for anything but victim hood’. This is the level they operate at. It would be funny if it wasn’t so abhorrent.

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@mshmg11 The amount of people not getting this is wild! Nice fishing, I doff my cap!

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@BillysAutoCare @BhattiLaib9960 You forgot the inability to recognise when the word ‘than’ should be used in a sentence.

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@VonWucks @JonathanPieNews Underrated tweet.

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@martynepugh @OperaSocialist Trump-lite playbook.

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@Lc09874 @OperaSocialist This is the sad reality. It doesn’t matter what he says/does, there is a body of people that will vote for him nonetheless.

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@TJHughes1976 @OperaSocialist @supertanskiii “Keir Starmer is a fraud and destroying Britain”. What would you change, Nigel? “Nothing”. He can’t immediately think of anything that would hold up to even the slightest scrutiny. Vote reform though!*
*something about immigrants

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@fuckyourbs1 @wynrosei Nuanced thought really isn’t for you. You should probably abandon any future attempts.

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@Lfc_samie Nabil El Zhar

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@hegan_steve @Everton @WayneRooney United fan ✅
Not from Manchester ✅
Posts right wing, anti-Muslim shit ✅

Cunt bingo!

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@JonathanPieNews ‘Number 2’, as in ‘I’ve just done a number 2’?

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@metahlicki @LFC Saving himself for the Champions League probably. How are you guys doing in that?

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@empireofthekop Turgid