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Capitalism~The bane of humanity~Forbes, not fantasy https://t.co/I01peqebC1 #haiku #news #money @Forbes #politics

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A cellulose heart~May soon be used in humans~Plant-human hybrid https://t.co/7OqYvtmboK #haiku #news #science #medicine #health #food

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Minor League Baseball~Love it more than The Majors~The teams are so cool https://t.co/vcPvMV7AI8 #haiku #news #sports #MiLB #baseball @SIYanks #StatenIslandPizzaRats

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McDonalds' French Fries~Chemical-filled Frankenfood~Super-sized poison https://t.co/SUJVwyMCiU #haiku #news #health #food #McDonalds #KillerClown

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Oppose this merger~Monsanto owns too much food~For the world's safety https://t.co/0RDfNiEjXF #haiku #news #food #money #Monsanto #StopMonsanto #SoylentGreenIsPeople #Monopoly

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Ahh, America~Sh*t in your palm for a buck~Call it chocolate #haiku #poetry #America #Capitalism #emoji #LOL #Politics #Government

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Opioid Crisis~No mistake nor accident~Lobbyists own us #news #haiku #money #crime #Veterans #health #government #politics https://t.co/nbewA0k6uw

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Reverse the damage~End Citizens United~Fix Democracy https://t.co/PjbtbMDFTe #haiku #news #politics #democracy #Governmentcorruption #CitizensUnited

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This is disgusting~Cops can have sex with detained~In 35 states https://t.co/FAeLGzAH76 #haiku #news #Crime #PoliceThePolice #petition #women

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For those who still sew~83 thousand paterns~Online treasure trove https://t.co/jPDG8ZqJZo #haiku #sewing #cosplay #Pinterest #fashion #free #KidsActivities

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Christian Congressman~"Poor people don't want healthcare"~"Jesus told us so" https://t.co/JYn0ktyZpY #haiku #news #politics #healthcare #religion #PartyOfHate

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Freedom to show hate~Dying, sick Americans~Now you can refuse https://t.co/bdhRViSZvu #haiku #news #bigotry #Hatred #Religion #PartyOfHate #Republicans

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Fighting the Nazis~Not direct confrontation~Creativity https://t.co/Ysz4Wh3QDj #haiku #news #FightNazis #FightBigotry #FightRacism #Art #ArtisticThursday

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Heavy Metal Night~A very Merry Christmas~From Twisted Sister https://t.co/mI9Po3Nleo #haiku #music #MerryChristmas #Metal #ComeAllYeFaithful

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Christmas tradition~Christmas time in Hollis, Queens~It's Run DMC https://t.co/NrKfLBPFD7 #haiku #music #MerryChristmas #ChristmasMusic #rapgame @RevRunWisdom

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A Christmas carol~More poignant than ever~Wierd Al Yankovic https://t.co/UrbiKqUgH4 #haiku #music #Christmas #Trump #NorthKorea #WierdAlYankovic

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Papa John's Pizza~He's a terrrible person~Boycott his pizza https://t.co/GVI7Ih22m8 #haiku #news #NFL #PapaJohns #Business #food #BLM

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It's Harry Potter~Written by an AI script~A beautiful mess https://t.co/OVoWyXiGbi #haiku #news #Technology #books #HarryPotter

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This isn't free speech~Domestic Terrorism~Dressed in collared shirts https://t.co/RyzWD1u3bL #haiku #news #AltRight #HateCrime #HateSpeech #Terrorism #FightTheAltRight

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The FCC's plan~Killing Net Neutraility~Kiss Netflix goodbye https://t.co/e26G2Y8K7L #haiku #news #NetNeutraility #FCC #greed #Netflix #NoMoreFreePorn