LORD SIMPDEMORT

Simping for cash? Look no further. ⚽️🏈🏀⚾️ 417-335 (+28.59U) on the year (PRE COVID-19) VIP: $10 a week, $25 a month. New account ⛽️

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

First career 300-yard game calls for a giveaway!

RT to enter to win a @MacJones_10 jersey courtesy of @GEICO.

Rules: https://t.co/Xd6xNVFx2M

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WHERE IS @COUNTRYBILLYY ???? NEED LOCKS

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Check out my matchup recap at https://t.co/5ULYvpCTLW… @YahooFantasy #FeeltheWins @inickst3rii gets SIMP’D to start the year off. @COUNTRYBILLYY next victim

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@MySportsUpdate 328 yards and 3 total 2 throwing 1 rushing

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Giveaway #3: How many passing yards and total TDs will Tom Brady finish with tonight?

- Winner gets $100 & PFF EDGE subscription (1 winner)

- Must RT this tweet & follow
@MySportsUpdate

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Giveaway #2: Predict the score and winner in tonight's #Cowboys vs. #Bucs game.

- Winner gets $100 & PFF EDGE subscription (1 winner)

- Must RT this tweet & follow @MySportsUpdate

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@MySportsUpdate 31-21 Bucs

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@MySportsUpdate Ronald Jones II

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Giveaway #1: Which player scores the first TD in tonight's #Cowboys vs. #Bucs game?

- Winner gets $100 & PFF EDGE subscription (1 winner)

- Must RT this tweet & follow @MySportsUpdate

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

#PatsPracticeYouWin is 🔙

RT to enter to win a @JetBlue flight voucher.

Rules: https://t.co/5AqG9DJS23

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@MeganMakinMoney @barstoolsports OG! Let’s go

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@MySportsUpdate @SimBullExchange @SA247LLC 2 trades, one involving the Saints

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@MySportsUpdate @YouGotBud_ @HLHoops247 Sewell: Chargers
Slater: Giants
Vera-Tucker: Dolphins

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@MySportsUpdate @sideline_daily @OfficialPPPod Lawrence: Jags
Wilson: Jets
Jones: 49ers
Lance: Panthers
Fields: Patriots

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@MySportsUpdate @ASCSportsMedia @EASTWESTSPORTS1 Chase: Bengals
Smith: Saints
Waddle: Eagles

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Ce𝟏𝟏ebrating Jules.

RT to enter to win a signed @Edelman11 jersey.

Rules: https://t.co/Rc6rkgfW0P

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🚨 MARCH SIMPNESS 🚨

Sister Jean? Please. I thought we were meant to protect the at-risk people? Such as people by the age of 1-0-1? Someone get the runaway nun and put her back inside. This is no place for her. Georgia Tech +5.5 🤝

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

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🚨SIMP LOCKATRON-3000🚨

Chelsea pick em (-115) 2u
Pulisic goal (+240) 1u

Both have great value as Chelsea is due for a big performance. Christian gets back in the goals today as well, don’t miss out on this free money #SimpPicks #WhereIsBilly? @COUNTRYBILLYY

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🚨NFL LOTY FROM SIMP & BILLY FOOSBALL TODAY. LISTEN LADS🚨

Vikings -4 (-110) vs Lions

Kirk just loves a game against Detroit. Both teams had their struggles but I see Vikings playing for pride and smacking the Lions who want that draft pick. RIDE WITH US @COUNTRYBILLYY

BOL🤝