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~Penance and Leeches, But mostly Penance~ 🐌 🦫 🪱

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re-normalize being bedridden for three days with fevers after receiving shocking news

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@eleemosynary Impossible to listen to the non dance version

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An open border policy toward american weebs would immediately reverse this population decline

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

🇯🇵 Japan's population has fallen by 800,000 people in 2022, the country's sharpest decline on record.

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@sharlappalachia Transient Ischemic attack

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PSA that even if “stroke-like” symptoms improve quickly, it is still important to be evaluated! Stroke rate at 90 days following a TIA have been reported as high as ~15%

[Frank Thorp V @frankthorp]

Asked about the episode Minority Leader Mitch McConnell had at today’s press conference, a McConnell aide says that McConnell "felt lightheaded and stepped away for a moment," and, "He came back to handle Q and A, which as everyone observed was sharp."

[Rod Dreher @roddreher]

accept that Hochman sincerely didn't know what he was doing. He's wrecked his career, bec after once praising notorious Jew-hater Nick Fuentes, Hochman makes all those who defended him look like suckers. A tragedy all around -- Hochman is a super-bright guy. Which is why it's so difficult to believe that he was so naive about the Nazi sun symbol. But I'll accept that it's true, because I don't want to believe the worst about somebody I respect, and the two friends I know who vouch for him are trustworthy. /end

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Vatican assassin: Hes doing some kind of exercise. Hold on. lol no way. Listen.(Passing headphones)

Me practicing my nu metal hip hop ver. of Ocean Avenue: If I could find u now things would get better, we could-(record scratch) hol up hol up! crack a bottle, letcho body wobble!

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@ustadh_dragoman I ate the crispy rice ones, my mom ate the dark chocolate, my sister the milk choco, my dad the almond

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Basically every morning I wake up & five to ten thousand men tell me to kill myself. Then theres the assassins sent by the Vatican trying to kill me. And also… my freakin back hurts!! Is anyone else in their 20s feeling this? I just miss tamagotchi and Pokémon on my gameboy SP!

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@yankeepapist I also had a geriatric Greek barber that would take several month trips back to Greece. He tried unsuccessfully tried having his son continue the business.

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How I look on a Zoom Interview Expectation vs Reality

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@SohrabAhmari @marcorubio 👏 this is it ! !

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@Zo_bo_fo_sho Glory is a good one.
I also like K: A history of baseball in ten pitches ⚾️

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@kristinlavacake @chicanokobe

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@franzsherbert 🫡

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@BackwardsFeet When he sells it will be the largest deal in X’s brand history

[Gary @DJGARYNH]

Did Anyone Actually Take “Typing Class” In School ?

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Just saw THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, an in-depth character exploration of the crimefighter known as Batman, heavily featuring psychological self-exploration in the final installation of the trilogy. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Joker.

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Muskservatives when eggs go up 50c for a 36 pack at costco: 🤯

Muskservatives when internet messages go from free to $8/mo: 🤩

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Has every shit twitter update been implemented at like 5 pm on a Friday