EJ

22 - Aspiring writer.

I like Baymax

[EJ @TheSlonk]

My thoughts on JJK, first time viewing, a 🧵

[Jean-Luc @thatotherharry]

Does anyone remember a fabric softener advert from the early 00s with a character like this blowing flowers? It instantly came to mind when seeing this but I can't find any record of it ever existing other than a Facebook post asking the same question https://t.co/bTvjcA6s8R

[No Context Sandlerverse @sandlerverse]

Dude also wrote these.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Showing up to the function in my limited edition Kevin Spacey ring

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

Matt Smith reacts to Keanu Reeves being spotted watching Morbius on a flight:

“F*ck off, you are joking! I LOVE Keanu Reeves!”
“What do you watch on flights?”
“Not f*cking Morbius.” 💀

(source: @BBRoyalCourt)

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"another banger from discussing fis-"

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

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Eventually, even digital data will no longer be owned by individuals on their own initiative. Whenever there is a major change or accident in the world, in a country, in a government, in an idea, in a trend, access to it may suddenly be cut off.

[Black Lives Matter 860 (Hartford CT) 🍉 @blm860]

My kids were called the N word in 2017.
I was called the N word and refugee a week prior.
My daughter saw me get hit with a bottle at a rally for holding a sign and then I was arrested for talking shit. The police body cam didn’t match the incident and Danielson court dropped the charges.
My oldest went out with her friends and a drunk man pulled a gun on them over getting rejected.
I’m sorry your kids saw a t-shirt.

[Nomad Skirata @NomadicAllo]

Your dad saved your generation from being wiped out by the Pigs and then worked with the Pigs to stop the eagles from killing everyone. Son your dad is Master Chief

[Jante’s Umarell @jantesumarell]

@TNOQuoProQuid looking forward to the "what would you do in this situation?" cinematic universe

[bee @BeeYourseIves]

these freaking sweats bro.... doing everything in their power to steal my rare sprite UGH!!!!!!!!

[𝗕𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗚𝗢 🇲🇦🇵🇹🇳🇴 @BakugoXIX]

La manette dans les fesses et ça veut nous faire croire que c'est du custom last of us

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

.@MrsErikaKirk 🥺

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

normally people try holding their pee in during a long movie… but it’s not gonna be pee I’ll be holding in for this

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

the devil is real but the only thing he is capable of doing is making people really good at blues guitar which is not in demand as much as it used to be

[𝙎𝙠𝙮 🥷 @SkyZenOff]

@ResonantJustice @DiscussingFilm « Play has not limits »

[chuck_is_dead_vay_aq 🇹🇷 @chuckisdeadlmao]

@DiscussingFilm Companies when it's time to make everyone's experiences worse for no reason

[insomniacplat (on a toy story hyperfix)🎙 @tracksidings]

can someone make a video where everytime the son namedrops each celebrity a controversal history of each one appears

[luka @LukaMusics]

Bro accidentally clicked the join call button 😭