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Lun-Class Ekranoplan's #1 Fan

[Goose 🇨🇦 @TheSlotinCore]

@krab88_AH @DAKKADAKKA1 You mean... standing?

[Alex🌹🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Centrists are out here doing 1950s red scare tactics and Mamdani is like "hey I did the coolest thing ever" for the 73rd time this year

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

This is absolutely insane - what is a park meant for if not for "loitering"

[doomer @uncledoomer]

sometimes you see the chinese make a knockoff product that is just so absolutely brazen and ridiculous that you have to hand it to them. imagine if this talent was applied elsewhere

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Finally getting around to reading House of Leaves after owning it for like 15 years. It's interesting to read something that has so obviously influenced popular aesthetics. But the experience itself is like "what if a decent story was constantly interrupted by a stupid moron".

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

generally don’t mind living close to a primary school but if you asked me what i think they’re learning lately i’d say it’s at least 80% How To Scream Really Loud

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(pick me monkey) I prefer wire mother

[Ben Horwitz @horwitzben]

thrilled to share that i now contain the sum total of all human knowledge

[tomie @tomieinlove]

ADHD questionnaires be like

“Do you get bored in boring meetings”

“Have you ever shifted in your chair unnecessarily”

“Do you have trouble starting tasks you think are stupid”

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

This.

This is art.

[Edward A. Perin - Psychologist @DoctorPerin]

Psychoanalysts scrolling Twitter

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

I have a bad news

[Ray Foss @FossPrime]

I made my Steam Controller automatically charge itself

@Dexerto @HardwareSteam @valvesoftware

[Evan Applegate @youwillmakemaps]

Fortune’s smile has brought you another "offshore is nuts" Friday

[🝫 ✹ ᴰʳᵉᵃᵐ ᴶᵒᵘʳⁿᵃˡⁱˢᵗ @mike_boreas]

Gremlin in the Studio, Martin Johnson Heade. c. 1865-1875.

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

On this day 9 years ago THE Nine Inch Nails performed at the Roadhouse in Twin Peaks... and some other minor events occurred in New Mexico & The White Lodge

[Arbutus Tree @aphercotropist]

If u think about it, seahorses are kinda really weird. "Horse" is doing a lot of work to normalize them. wtf kind of fish is shaped like that??

[gabe @allgarbled]

Clinically depressed guy:

“Wow this cruise is so depressing”

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It helps ugly and shy people to have sex.