The Slow Drag

Songwriter // Producer // Livestreamer // 24” Rat Tail

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

@SOKENsquareenix Well dang. Guess I’ll just have to use my ears, haha. Thank you for the response and for your great music.

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

@djphillips Thanks, man—I’m pretty grateful for it 🙌🏻

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Hey, if you didn’t hear it on a stream, my freelance songwriting has really —and unexpectedly—picked up and is keeping me busy busy. Can’t stream as much rn, but I’m still making a lot of music 👌🏻👌🏻unfortunately I can’t share much of it, but it’s very fulfilling work

[Alanna Matty @alannamatty]

It’s release daaaaaaaaay

https://t.co/qcEmgrVCw4

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Mods are the jam

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

@AvivaK0322 Lol’d at this irl

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

woof, the hosses are strong on twitch today :/

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Sometimes I forget how privileged I am to have grown up in a time where most people singing songs I listened to knew how to pronounce vowels

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

My girlfriend took the dog on vacation and now I have to pick up food I drop on the floor and that’s dog work smh

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

I should not have gotten the gummie vitamins—I have to take 2 as a serving, and once I do that I’m ready to eat about 50 more

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Lifeguard
Barista
Server
Bartender
Line Cook
Hired Gun Player
Once I dressed as the Nutcraker for $50/day to promo the ballet
Almost gave plasma last month 😂🤷🏻‍♂️🙃
I still need side gigs here & there, even as a “full-time” streamer, but luckily, 99% of those jobs are musical now

[Malena @malenatudi]

Streamers😤reply/quote😤with😤your😤past😤work😤experience😤

So we can prove we've worked✨REAL✨ jobs

I'll start:
2013 Waitress for half a week
2015 YouTube editor
2019 Streaming
2021 Founder, creator, director of ShitCon

💯🔥we are NOT useless 🔥💯

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

@eggwolio @vladiamore_ I'm sorry, but's glass that one should slurp---booping is for alarms

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

@FullofEmily Cheekwood is pretty cool -- and if you are going to brave downtown, I recommend the Museum of African American Music and dinner at Hattie B's

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Pumped about my dentist's Pumpkin Spice root canal promo

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Streaming in about an hour. Trying out some Pumpkin Spice Distortion. https://t.co/5fQP8rwjaY

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

@MoonlightSocial “Well, if you won’t take half your listed price and pay for shipping, will you at least give it to me for free?!”

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Nice thing about selling things on the internet in places like Craigslist or FB or Reverb is that it quickly desensitizes you to other people’s sense of entitlement

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

Sure, the tell you to take ridiculous amounts of fish oil every day, but they don’t tell you about the burps

[The Slow Drag @TheSlowDrag]

I have the house to myself rn and I’m just out here like