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mark, he/his — a human butterfly net — a celebrity weenus enthusiast — be kind.

“I love audiobooks and the works of American author Kurt Vonnegut”

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Thirsty dudes be like:

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@UnhingedLizmo Welp I gave it my best shot

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@egoraptor Nintendo always gonna Nintendo

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@egoraptor Did you voice James McCloud in the new Starfox game?

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Hey, musicians -

When you put a single on Bandcamp, please include an album in the tags, even if it is just "Song Name [Single]"

There's at least five of us still using iPods and the "Unknown Album" tracklist gets so long so fast.

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@raynedn98 Did they actually care?

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@toomanycommas3 I also have that pit in my stomach. Have for days. Hope is scary.

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This week has been a whole lot

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They've moved on to Frozen now.

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I'm pretty pissed that the busiest day I've had in at least a month is starting at Discount Tire but all the dudes in the shop are screaming along to Here I Go from Moana and I guess it could be worse.

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Like obviously I knew I was helping with the kids but I hadn't used that word yet and holy shit it's neat.

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It has only just fully occurred to me that I've been co-parenting for a little over a month and holy shit life is weird.

I'm really lucky things have gone the way they've gone.

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I've never dated a man that wasn't smarter than me, but I've also never dated a man that was funnier than me.

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@lfickvitch My life has somehow put me in the position of co-parenting for the first time ever and I feel every single word of this.

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My ex sent me this photo of our son, who apparently has a drug problem now.

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"I don't know if there's such a thing as an inappropriate outbreak of laughter if it comes from a sincere place and lacks malice." - Collin Ferrell

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@bettyaberlin Lady Elaine was always my favorite of the make believe puppets.

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@Bearsito @Itzelante @porterrobinson @SmashingPumpkin Easily the best they've released in twenty years

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@Bearsito @Itzelante @porterrobinson @SmashingPumpkin I'm now halfway through and it's good. Like actually good.

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@raynedn98 *hug*