Dipesh Ramnani

nope.

[Dipesh Ramnani @TheSmallGeek]

@messinadalro @RailwaySeva I reached home safely just now, hope he reached home safe too. We got down at Mumbai Central at around 1 AM.

[Dipesh Ramnani @TheSmallGeek]

@RailwaySeva Please help with updates about 12268, been stuck at Virar since 11 hours, the washrooms are stinking, no water or food, this is cruelty. The TTs and attendants are next to useless, no updates at all.

[Dipesh Ramnani @TheSmallGeek]

@RailwaySeva @drmbct They've asked us to disembark the train in the middle of nowhere on the tracks, kya chutiyap hai bc @CMOMaharashtra @AshwiniVaishnaw

[Dipesh Ramnani @TheSmallGeek]

@drmbct There are no services stop sharing fake videos, I'm in 12268 that has been stuck at Virar since last 11 hours, this is fuckixng cruel. Cannot disembark since there's no platform, no water, no food.

[Ex-CEO Kaz Hirai @KazHiraiCEO]

Microsoft are so desperate to emulate the PS4′s success that they are copying everything we do, which is why XBOX LIVE is also down

[Mahendra Singh Dhoni @msdhoni]

Life is all about taking the right decision,seeing Gayle bat today I think I took the right decision of being a wicket keeper.

[Sir Jadeja fan @SirJadeja]

Umpire: "No ball"
Nehra: "But my feet were inside the line"
Umpire: "But your teeth crossed the line" #ipl #RCBvsDD #PWIvsSRH

[ozempikachu @krazyfrog]

Galaxy S IV specs leaked. Has an octa-core CPU, 1080p display, large hadron collider and a fragment from the meteor that crashed in Russia.

[DH @deephora_]

Relationship status: FIFA 13.

[कास्ट कांशियस लाला @Bihar_ke_lala]

एक ओर हमारी माँ-बहनों के साथ रोज़ रेप हो रहा है, दूसरी ओर नेता काग़ज़ से पढ़ कर बयान दे रहे हैं। और यहाँ लोगों को कुछ टुच्चे RT कि पड़ी है।

[Neeraj Badhwar @nirajbadhwar]

सलमान का कहना मैं 15 सालों से revital खा रहा हूं। मतलब अगर कम्पनी ये कहती है कि revital खाने से दिमाग मजबूत होता है तो वो झूठ बोल रही है।

[Dipesh Ramnani @TheSmallGeek]

I miss the days when people wrote things on public toilets, now everyone has finally signed up for Twitter.

[Dipesh Ramnani @TheSmallGeek]

Agar ap sardiyon me apne shirt ka hood pehenke sochte hai ki aap MI-4 ke Tom Cruise lagte he, to VIP chaddi wale bhi bolenge #AapChutiyeHain

[Neeraj Badhwar @nirajbadhwar]

कभी कभी मुझे लगता है रोहित शर्मा और जडेजा ने मिलकर धोनी की कोई CD बना रखी है।

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

With the kind of diverse characters sent upstairs in 2012, God's home must be looking like a Bigg Boss house.

[priest @UdaasPriest]

I think the Reason why Mumbai University shortens to MU is because in the name of education, all it conveys to the students is: 'MU me lo'.

[Broadband Genie @broadbandgenie]

Win a Google Nexus 4 smartphone! Follow & RT, or use entry form, details here: http://t.co/P1wAuIhN #competitiongenie

[priest @UdaasPriest]

Whenever someone donates money in a temple thinking it will do good, a starved guy sitting outside it dies a little inside over the irony.