My mom got me CANDLES for my birthday! This is not a joke. She literally threw candles at me and said, “Happy Birthday!” No cake. Just candles. You have to retweet this... it’s my birthday...
#SuperBowl Well, you did it. You took my one chance of happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.