Alan Smithee

Used to push real buttons, now push virtual buttons via a keyboard at {REDACTED}. Opinions are my own. Duh.

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@AerLingus tell someone to answer the baggage claim phone at the Dublin airport. There are 6 people waiting to pick up their delayed luggage.

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@ShardiB2 Is there any way to subscribe without using the X ecosystem? 🤮

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@granadatheater Does PtM have an opener?

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@billroorbach Happy birthday! We're in Maine (coincidentally) celebrating for you.

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@DriveSewell Can you tell us yet where the DFW Ineos shop will be? @INEOSGrenadier

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

I've been to Taco John's.

They should also give up the right to use the word "taco".

[WSJ Business News @WSJbusiness]

Restaurant chain Taco John’s said it is giving up its fight defending its trademark of the phrase “Taco Tuesday” https://t.co/IqNTclGp6p

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@unclebarkycom It is a Universal production. Synergy! 🙄

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Happy and terrified to be asked along with @SeanFoleyJ to adapt Dr Strangelove for the stage. But that’s a good thing: it’s a funny and terrifying movie. Let countdown commence….

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@flmfrkcentral @mangiotto Great review. Now I'm even more ready to see it.

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@flmfrkcentral @mangiotto Sorry, 1st 2 lines.

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@flmfrkcentral @mangiotto Haven't made it past the 1st line yet, but it was perfection!

Let's see how the rest goes...

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

broadcast journalists vs. print journalists

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

Threading under at_the_spacebar.

Some assclown already has TheSpacebar. Grrrrrrrrrr...

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@Brian_Tallerico Glad to hear! I miss JUSTIFIED.

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@damnmanNamedcam

[RAYGUN @RAYGUNshirts]

A book?! Ah! Get that kid an Internet! #rayun #DontFearTheReader https://t.co/9ArgMMGNHS

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

@damnmanNamedcam How is the oil field job going?

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

It was worth it. 😁🤤

[Alan Smithee @TheSpaceBar]

"Let's go get BBQ" I said.

@HurtadoBBQ