Suspence

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

cinephile who is going to be okay

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

how I'm feelin at 4 AM off the Jim Beam

[leia amidala | padmé defence squad @notforredlights]

Wait this was the FIRST look at anakin skywalker? That goes hard as hell

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good Morning.

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

I choose my own path.☝️

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

breakfast mcdelivery straight to the alchemy bench @KingdomComeRPG

[Suspence @TheSpence97]

@KingdomComeRPG Currently in the middle of kcd2 and can say it’s one of the best things I’ve ever played and haven’t had anything catch my interest this much since the first one. You guys deserve all the success.

[Suspence @TheSpence97]

When the boys think they can keep my car keys from me at the bar

[GrappleClips @GrappleClips]

UNSEEN FOOTAGE:

The many looks of The Undertaker!

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

once per month i allow myself to enter into an alternate personality i refer to as “the monkey” in which i give in to all of my ape brain desires without personal judgment or fear of consequence. often this ends with me going to mcdonalds and eating a 20 piece nugget and 2 big macs in my car in the parking lot but on particularly autistic occasions i tend to freestyle.

tonight was one of my “monkey nights” and my biological requirement for subway was irresistible. i drove 45 minutes out of town as i knew my behavior would be unacceptable.

it was here i made my move. the sandwich artist had never been through an employee training module to prepare him for this terror.

entering the establishment, i initially confirmed that i was the only patron. i then approached the counter, my eyes glazed over.

i did not speak. i did not make any facial expressions. i simply pointed at each item that i desired. the sandwich artist did not understand.

i point to the bread. he approaches it. “this one sir?”

i flick my wrist slightly to the left. i have clearly indicated an italian footlong. i hold my pose, continuing to point at the bread until he correctly identifies it.

he brings the bread to the condiments. I point again. he hesitates. his arm lurches forward, then just as quickly returns, guarded to his chest.

he is on the defensive. i have not blinked nor spoken a single word. “what meat would you like tonight?”

his training has overridden his fight or flight instinct. i point to the beef. his hand hovers over it. he reaches in and grabs his first handful. i continue to point. he places the handful on the bread. i continue to point. his arm reaches back to the meat in its tin container.

“you want double?” i can hear the fear in his voice. i point at the meat. he grabs the meat and places it again upon the sandwich.

i point next to the cheese. he moves to the cheese. he does not ask which cheese. he belongs to me now. his hand maneuvers over the swiss. well done.

i point next to the onions. he looks at me for a moment. a pregnant pause. he seems to want to speak. but he doesn’t. he is the monkey now with me. he grabs the onions.

i lower my hand. he waits motionless. i lift my other arm and point to the oven. i betray nothing with my stare. my posture is strong. my deltoid is flexed effortlessly to extend my arm, merely a vessel to communicate what my brain so desires.

he understands me explicitly. he moves to the oven. i move two steps to the right, down the assembly line. there is nobody else in this store. he is aware of the danger he faces.

i continue to point at my desired toppings. upon completion of the sandwich, there is tension in the air. irrelevant to my desires. i approach the cash register. i then double back to the beginning of the line. i point at the sugar cookie. he approaches the cookies.

he grasps the chocolate chip cookie. in an instant, i have transformed my pointing hand into a thumbs down. he gasps. he drops the cookie as if it were molten rock. i walk calmly back to the register.

i pay $25 for a sandwich and a cookie. i leave no tip.

i leave the store in silence and drive home listening to ben folds five. it is only after fully ingesting the sandwich that i realize i pointed silently at my doorman instead of greeting him upon entering my apartment. i lock my doors and play kingdom come deliverance 2 while wearing silk underwear

[Suspence @TheSpence97]

@wigger I tried to call the hotline after work, I was distraught. I couldn’t explain then why I took it so badly, must be a strong conscience. I wanted to fight or start going to church, I’m still so angry and to watch these freaks dance around for joy including family. I can’t take it.

[Chad Crowley @CCrowley100]

“When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it’s funny.”

― Sam Hyde

[Suspence @TheSpence97]

Oh boy... what the fuck is that.

[Deducer @DeducerFNAF]

New 'FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S' Restaurant Pics from HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS have been Shared! 👀

You can now get Pizza from Freddy Fazbear's! 🔥

(via @SpeculationMatt )
#FNAF #FNAFMovie #FIveNightstFreddys #FNAF2 #FNAFMovie2 #FNAF2Movie #HHN34

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Sopranos dialogue + Dinosaurs = perfection

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

season finale... TONIGHT.

[Ben Afflecks “The Batman” @BatfleckMovie]

Watching Batman V Superman for 1,080th time

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Bart Gunn casually watching porn in the hotel