The Spinekiller

Middle-aged single lady, getting freaky and writing about it. Read my #blog!

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

@bornmiserable @lmwortho 😞

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

When you are googly over a guy who is not super hot like you like and people ask why and you can't say "well his dick is gigantic and erections are instant and longlasting" because that will freak out the PTA moms...

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

Exactly. https://t.co/neCTddNCoe

[diaryofasinglegirl @diarysinglegirl]

You'll vote for that #asshat Trump but not join your local civic league. #yourewhatswrong

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

Yasssssss https://t.co/dRoV6LLUKI

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@marriednotblind Damn. I mean, damn.

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You have no fucking idea...

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You know it's true. #AcademyAwards #asshats

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Nobody likes Susan

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/1M9wE5GIBd

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

I started something I couldn't finish https://t.co/MSnO7WRyti

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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This is bullshit https://t.co/U5XP7gfgwq

[Scott Mendelson @ScottMendelson]

Would it have killed #Oscars2018 to have ten nominees so as to include WONDER WOMAN, BIG SICK, FLORIDA PROJECT or I, TONYA?

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

#winning

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That time when you are a slutty single and you date a guy who also is a slutty single and both of you are cool with that. #FTW #goals

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@CutPics #crying

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YUM https://t.co/39uqzPJuZW

[Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS]

Jameson Caskmates is Jameson finished in craft stout barrels. Our signature smoothness, with notes of coffee and chocolate.

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

For realz https://t.co/lYGduJNqZ1

[GlitterDemon 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @anoticingsenpa1]

does it come in people sizes?

[The Spinekiller @TheSpinekiller]

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[Shower Thoughts Bot @thoughtsbybot]

When people talk about Harvey victims this year, they need to specify Weinstein or the Hurricane. #showerthoughts