The Splash Daddy

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[The Splash Daddy @TheSplashDaddy]

Just launched The Splash Daddy TikTok channel where I’ll go over the different investments — wins *and* losses — that I make in the crypto/Web3/NFT space.

My first post is an explainer on why I #hodl ⁦@solcasino⁩ #NFTs for #passiveincome

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

“As much as you lose 9 out of 11, it's the way you can win 13 straight.”

Karl-Anthony Towns remembers what made the Knicks special. Does everyone else?

Champagne doesn't stain the night it's spilled. It takes time — and heat. Story on the 0-3 Knicks.

https://t.co/R0wTOfITlZ

[Luis Enzo @techluisenzo]

I lost my job yesterday.

Rent was due.
No backup plan.

Then I remembered I still had Claude.

Asked it:

“Analyze every top Polymarket wallet from the last 90 days and build me something”

$25 → $4,237 in one night.

It scanned 10,000 wallets.
Cross-referenced win rates, sizing, timing.

Found 7 traders whose edge wasn’t luck.

Then built an autonomous agent.

Not a script.
Not an if-then bot.

An agent that reads live news,
maps it to markets,

detects mispricing,
and exploits arbitrage across outcomes.

Sizes every position using Kelly.

I deployed it at 11:47PM.
Closed the laptop.
Woke up to:

$25 → $4,237

94 trades while I slept.

No input.
No hesitation.
No second-guessing.

That’s the game.
Information asymmetry at machine speed.
Wall Street pays millions for this.

I pay $20/month.

You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'AutoPilot'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @techluisenzo (so i can DM you)

[The Splash Daddy @TheSplashDaddy]

@techluisenzo Auto Pilot

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

"Their goal was to try to punk him. He didn't let down.”

The Pistons went at Karl-Anthony Towns in the playoffs last season. He didn't fold. It proved to the Knicks he could rise to the occasion on defense.

He did in Game 1 against Victor Wembanyama.

https://t.co/rPyKRtZMvr

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

NEW: @StarburyMarbury brand Chamelo Eyewear collabs with #Knicks on limited edition "Knicks Aura" glasses with NYK logo across the lenses.

Y'all rocking with these?

[The Splash Daddy @TheSplashDaddy]

@69Harrddys Ah fuck

[The Splash Daddy @TheSplashDaddy]

@69Harrddys LFG 0%

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

The Knicks don’t usually lean on rookies.

Now, they have no choice.

Tyler Kolek says he’s ready. New York is calling his number.

“My whole life, I’ve had this anxiety of—if I’m not doing enough, I’m not getting better.” #NBA

https://t.co/66aE4LbPj1

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

What do you think the Knicks can do on this 5-game road trip?

I have them going 4-1.

Here’s why: https://t.co/1ISJEV7xhu

[The Splash Daddy @TheSplashDaddy]

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[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

What do you think the Knicks can do on this 5-game road trip?

I have them going 4-1.

Here’s why: https://t.co/1ISJEV7xhu

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

BOSTON — The Celtics’ kids turned a section of the TD Garden corridors into a children’s museum, and one piece of artwork needed no explanation.

A plain white page with a squiggly line down the middle.

3 tally marks for Boston. 0 for the Knicks

https://t.co/ED7YckAG3W

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

The #Knicks are off to one of their best starts in franchise history.

But it’s not good enough. Not to win a title. And they know it.

Help is on the way. So is a much-needed break.

“We haven’t really accomplished anything. We have a long way to go.”

https://t.co/Fns7y75goJ

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

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[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

The Knicks will tipoff against the OKC Thunder shortly, which means Karl-Anthony Towns will be called for fouls on one end, but ignored when hacked on the other.

How do I know this? Because it happens every game. The double standard must stop.

Column: https://t.co/AHO6njG3U8

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

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[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

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[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

“We kind of already know Thibs is one of them coaches that plays his players until the buzzer ends."

Orlando Magic players knew the Knicks would not extend their rotation last night.

They are the latest team to take advantage of NYK's thin bench.

https://t.co/P5fTUL2g7H

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

An update for Knicks fans who have Optimum and no longer have access to MSG Networks:

Apparently if you call Optimum and complain long enough (an hour or longer) about not getting Knicks games, you can get rebates for up to $700.

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

LaMelo Ball is the king of highlights. Jalen Brunson is the king of New York.

One’s got the All-Star fan votes.

The other's got the #Knicks 14 games over .500.

My column for @NYDailyNews/@NYDNSports

https://t.co/jnNO8eSpsh

[Kristian Winfield @Krisplashed]

If you are a Knicks fan and have Altice/Optimum, you could lose access to MSG Networks with their deal expiring tonight.

A statement from an MSG Networks spokesperson: “Unsurprisingly, Altice continues to confuse its customers so it can get away with charging them more for less.