Greg

Mostly here to window shop.

[Greg @TheStacheAttack]

@claystaggs Always!

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Fresh cut

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@Muscler6 Me

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@Muscler6 Let’s bend you over the bench and take a a closer look

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@ConallGreyXXX What’s the plan tonight?

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@FitRick77 We like when you’re bored

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@SteveHiltonx That was epic

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@jarv_en59 Bulging pecs! Woof

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@steveffootball 🔥 🔥

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Flannel Season

[Rooibaard Rudi @RooikopR]

😂True true.

[D Mk @wickedsmaahht]

Have you ever noticed we live in a country where a 95-year-old man can walk into a mud pit in Chicago, call his band The Fuckers, and start reciting “Enter Sandman” like he’s giving a TED Talk from the afterlife?

William Shatner. Ninety-five. Riot Fest. Douglass Park. Thirty-five minutes. Spoken-word heavy metal. In the mud. With people cheering like this is normal.

It is not normal. It is magnificent.

He did “Crazy Train.” He did “Ace of Spades.” He did Metallica. Not sang them. Talked them. Like Captain Kirk got trapped in a guitar amp and decided to negotiate with Satan instead of the Klingons.

Behind him: actual musicians. Marcus Nand. Phil Soussan. Grown men who have paid rent with real notes while a nonagenarian stands there going, “What the F is heavy metal?” and somehow makes it a question worth answering.

Brian May is on the record. Tony Iommi is on the record. The album is called *What the F Is Heavy Metal?* which is the most honest title in music since someone first admitted most of it is just louder complaining.

The crowd ate it up. Of course they did. We will watch a man old enough to remember radio as furniture stand in wet dirt and dare death to tap him on the shoulder. Death probably took one look, said “I’m not dealing with this today,” and went to find someone easier.

You’re never too old to live out your dreams. That’s the line they always use. The real line is: most people quit the second it gets embarrassing. Shatner waited until embarrassing became the whole act, then sold tickets.

Follow @wickedsmaahht before the rest of the timeline figures it out.

#WilliamShatner #RiotFest #WhatTheFIsHeavyMetal #NeverTooOld #SpokenWordMetal #LiveLongAndGetLouder #CaptainKirkHasEnteredTheChat

[Greg @TheStacheAttack]

Cigar at the Eagle SF

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@Muscler6 @hotfitmenonly @PhallicDaddy @PornKiwi @gayporncrushes God damn

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I regret not buying this and sure hope it is still there next week.