Happy thanksgiving to everyone from the folks here at @TheStarkCowbell. Make sure to tune into the Saints vs Falcons game tonight at 7:20! #KeepRinging
The city of Starkville has put out a design for the new UFO Welcome Center, with three flying-saucer landing zones and beautiful forestry, our alien overlords will be quite pleased. #WeRing
Being a state ran institution, MSU is closed for Memorial Day. One issue that has presented itself, however, is the whole campus is now low resolution as the president’s office also granted leave to the Office of Visual Renders. #WeRing#KeepRinging https://t.co/uk7Qrdb1HI
If you’ve driven around the east side of campus, you likely would have noticed the countless (58) refrigerators outside of McKee. Yes, Mr Freeze is moving in for summer classes and needs all the help he can get to keep his grades from melting away. #KeepRinging#iceagekilleddinos
In response to the numerous amount of hand shaking, President Keenum’s right hand has gone down two (2) glove sizes. Doctors have regretfully announced that nothing can be done to reverse the effects. #KeepRinging
Perfect weather and the smell of freshly blooming flowers add up to nature being beautiful this week. If there was a week to skip class, this’d be it! #KeepRinging
The SFD have been running all across the city in response to many unwitting elders trying to “burn grass” like the “young folks” in honor of 4/20. #KeepRinging
Tensions are rising as the jumbo screens at Davis Wade are still stuck on the “Blue Screen of Death.” There are talks of bringing in Lord Crane to replace them tomorrow for Super Bulldog Weekend. (Reposted for sake of picture, we’re about honesty here folks!) #KeepRinging
The spokeswoman for the Dean’s Office has announced that students will no longer have to use pencils when filling out scantrons. When asked why this change took so long, she answered “Honestly, we had just always been told not to use pen and we rolled with it.” #KeepRinging
To address the issues with frequent line overflow, Perry Cafeteria has instituted an “Open Mouth Policy.” The new innovative method of service calls for lunch ladies to fling the requested food into the mouths of students, eliminating the need for plate handoffs. #KeepRinging