Jordan

the youngest old man in the world

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

@LDaleBack Apparently it's called "ballooning"

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

Just sat beside a spider at a jazz show and he literally flew away

I didn't know they could do that

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

Trickshotters
Why are they all Jesus guys

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

Playing clash on break and the fella next to me pulls out his bible

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

Pretty girl just walked by my car while I was listening to audio from the North Carolina Big Foot Calling Contest with my windows down

[Relyea @helyearelyea]

I have friends and family congratulating me over Silksong being released like I did something

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

@JoeGoodberry Silksong getting a September release date got everyone hyped

[mossbag @mossbag69]

@IGN Fork found in kitchen

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

@pere_albacar 🗣️

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

the lion doesn't concern himself with credit card debt

[Skeletons posting @SkeletonPosts]

Badass.

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

i don't want to be a lucky charm boy but i am

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

@teehiggins5 awesome, dude

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

he understood the shackles of silksong radio silence

[Jordan @TheStrongAvrage]

BK drive thru wait times have me wondering
do i actually rule

[mossbag @mossbag69]

@Zingus5 Tomorrow for sure