Satan, Your Lord and Failure.

Always down for death by snu snu. I really have nothing profound to say. Musician/Actor who is consistently doing fuck all with his life.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

I strive to be the weirdness you love but are too afraid to embrace. #EmbraceMe

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

@JEV5X5 oh THATS why you didnt answer

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Mang, I really love drunk messaging you fuhks. Especially on platforms I rarely use. If you get the first FB message in 4‐5 years just know I'm either painfully hammered or I reeeeeeeallly miss you.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Really wish my cleavage was poppin' so I could hop on tiktok live.....

[drew carey as a sim @alienbasenji]

squid games except no games and u just shoot me in the head

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Nobody:

Nothing:

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

@kasshole111 Well, stop playing so much @slipknot

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

@JEV5X5 Maaaaaaagnificent. The edible is h3lping quell any issues. #PartyDontStahp

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Honestly @JEV5X5 didn't answer the phone so twitter was legit 2nd string pick.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

It's 4am. I've had 4 #KingCobra tall boys and 1 #BlueMoon. #CountlessAmountsOfMarijuanas Do I go Out tO sKatE at 6AM? Ya have 2 hours to vote. While it matters. I'll open this shit for a while. Just tah see.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Whenever I finally make that blackout drunk saxophone purchase I PROMISE that the first thing I learn will not be Careless Whisperer. It will be the opening theme to @nbcsnl.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

You can't tell me how to live my life! Seriously though, you can't. I haven't seen half you fucks in 3 and a quarter fuck years.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Oooof did I say drug? I meant #Dug

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

I renounce My alcoholism. But Proclaim My drug addiction.

[Pave @Pave1022]

Hey @PabstBlueRibbon. Been working on it all year but I finally got the full deck.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

People on SPICY twitter way more active than y'all. And you wonder why I'm never on this account? #JK #IKnowImNotEvenAnAfterthoughtToYou #LetsKeepItThatWay #WellAllStayHappyThen #TheresAnApostropheAfterThatEAndBeforeThatL

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Samantha Lara Cresta @Sampfan]

Type o negative #Idontwannabeme https://t.co/3fFQxwMOhm

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Maniacal Laugh #ManiacalLaugh

[Jesse from X 🇲🇽 @ijessegarcia]

“Chicharrones” “Pupusas” 😭😭😂😂

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

If you hated me, show up to my funeral. It's supposed to be a celebration so.....

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

When's the last time Michael J. Fox has gotten behind a drumset cuz I have a feeling he could put a lot of people to shame. Myself Included. Granted I dont know what shame is buuuuuuhhhht.

[Satan, Your Lord and Failure. @TheSupascoopa]

Unpopular Opinion: The solo from #Whiplash wasn't that impressive. #YesImLookingTechnically #NoMyOpinionDoesntMatter
#YesIKnowYoureMad
#NoIDontFuckingCare