TheTakeoffNap

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Mexico named "best destination for those who love thrill of being kidnapped" https://t.co/8Sh8eciFoy via @flipboard

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Satire: TSA considers letting passengers who can prove they are “pretty good” at going through airport security skip screening entirely via @thetakeoffnap https://t.co/NKsys4koFu

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Satire: Pope decides to retire after being forced to fly Spirit Airlines via @thetakeoffnap https://t.co/lPzdHthUKs

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Satire: NBA Makes Major Announcement: Launching a New Credit Card Offering the “Best Rewards for Traveling” via @thetakeoffnap https://t.co/eISlqU2MtS

[Jenn Knott @jkusesherwords]

Surprise! I'm getting a divorce!

Thankfully there are lots of good places to cry about it, detailed here for @mcsweeneys

https://t.co/ouU2FuNsUP

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Satire: Airline AI chatbots to unionize, may strike via @thetakeoffnap https://t.co/ze5l4jmBGN

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Satire: Young man admits best part about turning 25 is finally being able to rent a car via @thetakeoffnap https://t.co/vfdN9eTBxG

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Satire: Decline in air rage incidents forces Spirit Airlines to rethink entire business model https://t.co/FwDP3h0okx via @thetakeoffnap

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Satire: Captain quietly pleased with herself after getting the cabin temp up to sweltering during boarding process https://t.co/ZxrpGPRjHU via @thetakeoffnap

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Satire: Delta Awards $50 Travel Voucher to Pilot Accidentally Arrested By the FBI https://t.co/0Dm6xSJxky via @thetakeoffnap

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Delta Awards $50 Travel Voucher to Pilot Accidentally Arrested By the FBI

https://t.co/SGatchacHl

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Satire: To save money hotel now cleaning rooms every 5th guest – and only if you ask https://t.co/kYErssm6xy via @thetakeoffnap

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To save money hotel now cleaning rooms every 5th guest - and only if you ask

https://t.co/meU9G4Ufgp

[BoardingArea @BoardingArea]

Satire: The Hilarious and Stressful Reality of Parking an RV https://t.co/1iCsDj5kLQ via @thetakeoffnap

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The Hilarious and Stressful Reality of Parking an RV

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[BoardingArea @BoardingArea]

Satire: Delta’s “Most-Traveled Customer” Finally Cashes in Points for…a Trip to Disney World? https://t.co/K9i5x2O4IJ via @thetakeoffnap

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Delta’s “Most-Traveled Customer” Finally Cashes in Points for…a Trip to Disney World?

https://t.co/waKJObl0CP

[BoardingArea @BoardingArea]

Satire: Your Guide To Throwing A Proper Travel Freakout At The Airport https://t.co/0ncPi3l6Uo via @thetakeoffnap

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Your Guide To Throwing A Proper Travel Freakout At The Airport

https://t.co/dxt50DtapN

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Satire: American Airlines Flight Attendant Reports Herself After Accidentally Providing Great Service https://t.co/HTuRfFaZck via @thetakeoffnap

[TheTakeoffNap @TheTakeoffNap]

American Airlines Flight Attendant Reports Herself After Accidentally Providing Great Service

https://t.co/FUapiFUbn5