Frank Mula

Sit-com writer for The Simpsons, Cosby, Martin Short, Bonnie Hunt and others. Now awaiting the mother ship to return and reunite me with my own kind.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

I saw Alexa had a notification this morning so I asked her what it was and she said “The world is coming to an end.”

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Ovation has ordered new seasons of Hart to Hart starring Robert Wagner and Stephanie Powers. Shouldn’t it be called Hart to Hart Resuscitation?

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

As a Flat Earther I resent that “As the World Turns” lied to us for 54 years.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

After Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden, what happened to it? Condos?

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

The only difference between the governors of Florida, Texas and Tennessee and dildos, is the governors look more plastic.

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Hershey Felder IS Spike Jones!

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Now that Trump has been re-instated as President he plans to send 25,000 My Pillows to Afghanistan so they can suffocate the Taliban in their sleep.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Cosby already working on a new show: “Kids Say the Darnedest Things in Depositions.”

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

They say getting the vaccination is easy. But not if you have to acquire a brain first.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

After a year of fearing Covid I finally ate in a restaurant again! And got food poisoning.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Eagerly awaiting release of Miramax’s GODZILLA VS. WEINSTEIN. #godzillavkong #HarveyWeinstein #Godzilla

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Got the Covid shot. No side effects, but I bought a MAGA hat and joined Qanon. #ConspiracyTheories #COVID19 #vaccine

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

In a not so surprising move 87 electors voted for Jefferson Davis.#2020Election #Electors

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Very depressed. The Elf on the Shelf reports my kid’s been good, but my wife is sleeping with the mailman.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

@jonrog1 With or without using road kill?

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Very depressed. I caught the Elf on the Shelf going thru my wallet.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

@AlbertBrooks All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Trump plans to remain in White House by disguising himself as Santa Claus. #TrumpConcede #ElectionResults2020 #Trump2020 #Election2020 #

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

I think I’ve been watching too much election coverage. I’ve bought 1,000 rolls of Alien Tape, and named my dog Maricopa.

[Frank Mula @TheTalkingMula]

Early voting returns from Florida:
Biden 102,383 Putin 67,429
#Election2020 #trump #biden #ElectionDay